No Limits A priest is in the confesiion booth and he really needs to crap. He comes out, "Hey sir, could you please take over for me?" "Me? I( am just a janitor I can't give confessions" "They can't see through the screen, just look up the sin in the book that's in there and tell them how to repent." He goes in. Soon after one person comes in. "Forgive me father for I have sinned" "Well what is your sin?" "I stole my dad's watch" The janitor looks up 'theft'. "Say ten 'Hail Mary's and an 'Our Father'" Next person, "Forgive me father for I have sinned" "What have you done?" "I got drunk and tagged a mailbox." The janitor looks up 'vandalism'. "Say twenty 'Hail Mary's and an 'Our Father'" A third person comes in, "Forgive me father for I have sinned" "What are you here to confess?" "I cheated on my husband by sucking his best friend off" The janitor can't find anything about 'oral' so he sticks his head out the booth. Luckily, an altar boy is walking by. "Hey Johnny, what does the father usaully give for blowjobs?" "50 cents and a candy bar"