This guy at work told he was asexual..

I'm alpha sexual according to an online survey (dont hold be to that) :huh:

 

I'm a sex genie.

 

Let me guess.. If she rubs your magic lamp three times she gets a wish, 1000 times she recieves your entire load. Works for me...

 

link to the online survey???
i want to take that!

 

Im tantrasexual

 

Your going to have to go ahead and explain that now gorgeous

 

Hahaha! Kisses.

 

Wait.. I just got the 'tantra' bit (stupid beer) Thats like sexual contact without the gratification of actual sexual contact right? Thats the biggest tease ever!

If you ever tried that on me my balls would actually explode from the tension... that would be bad

 

To me it is soulful ascension

 

I'm heela drunk atm. I googled ascension + wki but I'mstill too pissed to understand the results...


















Does it involve a BJ? (did I just type that)?

 

i knew a guy once who was truly truly aesexual. lovely man, though. perfectly happy, went about his life in his own odd little way. just wasn't at all interested in sex.

 

i'm just happy and easy, but have safety standards.

 

So the chef came out the kitchen and told me the new asexua guy is a fucking freak. Apparently he told the chef (out of the blue) that cold dosen't exist...

He then told me and a few others that cold dosen't exist. I was like wtf? He explained that there is only heat and no heat. Cold doesn't exist.

I told him that cold does fucking exist and handed him an ice cube. I said do you feel that? He said yeah but cold doesn't actually exist. He gave me a fucking 40 page explianing on the pyhisics...

The next day he told me that he was stranded in Brighton and was freezing. I said how could you be freezing if cold doesn't exist? He said your right, I didn't have enough heat... Why the fuck do these creeps exist? Just why?!!!

 

well, he was definitely suffering from "no heat." the man's a philosopher/physicist. lol.

 

I probably would get along great with that guy. We are both weird, asexual creeps.

 

Haha. This reminds me of a teacher I once had.

 

I do not think you are asexual

 

:lol:

Am too. I do not want to fuck you at all. :leaving:

 

hahaha well then you wont get to!

 

Well, maybe just one time to try this so called 'sex' out.