This disturbs me

There should be fetus laptops so that they can learn a language by the time they leave the womb.

 

I'm envisioning, embryo plastic surgery!

 

MMMM, I'm sure every embryo suffers from self esteem problems as a result of having an oversized head. Plastic surgery could empower a lot of embryos to become more confident individuals.

 

I drive in heels all the time. The only time I drive barefooted is when I'm wearing flip flops.

 

my baby was flat chested until i got her inutero breast implants. now the other babies won't tease her in the hospital nursery

 

seems like it'd fuck up the babies ankles.

 

Well thank goodness boogs that you did, she would have been teased relentlessly...Should have opted for botox too...because once that embryo turns into a full blown fetus, you need to nip those wrinkles in the bud!

 

oh i did! she got botox and collagen lip injections. my son had viagra prescribed when he was 3. gotta be manly, you know! he's also been on a strict work out routine. and he only eats pure protein!

 

That is crazy. I think they two are snorting something strong...

That little girls ankles look like they were going to collapse in the damn things, really I'm hoping someone puts them out of business for being a couple of fucks. Spanking your child is bad, but dressing them like sluts and exploding them is cute. What the fuck? When she's knocked up at 12 it won't be so cute.

 

exploding babies are adorable...

 

Meh. Great. Turn your baby's feet into a conversation piece. That's not really new at all.

 

I meant exploit... heh

 

why do women wear high-heels?

 

I like the way it makes me taller then men... well some anyway. It's like power in a pump.

 

Seems impractical to me, but everybody has their reasons, I guess.

 

Women wear heels because they are sexy as fuck.

This however is just plain fucking stupid. And disturbing.

 

I'm glad to see that I wasn't the only one disturbed by this. There is nothing cute or funny about it in my opinion, joke or not. Babies do not need to copy grown women's styles, period. Just another example of "sexing" our children at young ages, forcing them to grow up entirely too early and then whining about it.

 

Awful! Just awful!

What next? Stockings and suspenders for toddlers??!

 

Probably and dont forget the fishnet..lol

 

Matching Handbags too!