Things you've stuck up your butt

Actually, it's a proctologist. A gynaecologist deals with the genitalia.

 

interesting, i've never heard of a proctologist referred to as a "female doctor." i was under the mistaken impression that both sexes had anuses.

 

Toothbrush
Vibrator
fingers

 

fingers
sharpie
hairbrush (obviously the handle end)
Dildo
Tried a beer bottle

 

Inside my own butt? Hmm... Fingers, pens, carrots, zucchini, the pointy knob on the bed end when I was young, penis belonging to other people, whatever else I can't remember at this very moment.

 

So most random thing I've put in my bum would be a mars bar. It was my boyfriends idea, needless to say it was lots of fun.

 

wow after reading this I know where to look for all those things I lost around the house

 

Carrots.My finger.I don't know...It just gets itchy sometimes...Nothing like a good ass frig.

 

The question in my case would be "what's NOT been in my butt!?!" And the answer is a penis!

 

A funnel and a bottle of motor oil. Probably the slickest lube I've ever used. :driving:

 

I once used a corn cob using the rounded end but it was a bit big for me. Would have gone in eventually after some lube or butter was possibly used thou but I were about to go to get ready for work, so will attempt it sometime again but with more time on my hands thou.

 

stuck a mcdonalds toy barbie doll up my rectum when I was younger lad. Around 10 or 12 years of age. New from there on out, I am not gay!

 

Why because you didn't like playing with barbies?

 

Girlfriend's vibrator.