Things your spouse does that irks you

We are all going to get on each others nerves. Human nature.
Heres my list... Hahahaha
1) takes 30 minutes to use bathroom EVERYTIME. I cross my legs in morning waiting to get in there.
2). Bitches too much about shit on stupid TV
3). Goes to store for milk.. Comes home hour later with five bags food
4) is a horrible driver. Scares shit out of me
Etc etc etc..... Im sure his list is long too. Haha. Love him regardless because he puts up with my crap too

 

Oh, I thought you were joking before. Well, I hope all goes well for you.

 

this reminded me of something. I'm pretty low maintenence as far as girls go. I don't require a lot of bathroom time - 10 minutes for a shower, 5 minutes to brush my hair and my teeth, 2 minutes to put on makeup when I decide to wear it. But it never fails...every single morning, at some point during the 20 minutes I spend in the bathroom, my boyfriend comes banging on the door, exclaiming that he has to take a shit RIGHT NOW and just can't hold it.....it drives me bananas. We really need two bathrooms.

 

it was a joke...but it's also true.

 

My husband throws up a lot. It totally gets on my nerves.

 

Just tell him to take a shit when you're in there! lol I let my fiance do that just because I have a really bad sense of smell and it doesn't bother me.

I take a long time in the bathroom to get ready so I always do it really early when I know I'm going somewhere that day so I don't hold everyone up.

 

yes but at the end of the day it is a womans job la principessa,aint it,:devil:bet im going to get a right kick in the balls

 

I can't kick you in the balls if you don't have any

 

ohhhhh i do hope you realize i was only jokingxx:devil:

 

Did you see the smiley?

 

yes i did,thank youxx

 

I didn't realize that "taking a break" was really code for "I want to pretend like you don't fucking exist"
Why don't girls just say what they mean? If you want me out of your life tell me but don't make me feel like I might have another chance and then pretend like I don't fucking exist. Why me?