This is not the Sex forum, so feel free to name anything you like to lick without the worry of being branded as kinky.
Lucky for you I was expecting that. I haven't wiped off the whipped cream for a few weeks now knowing you'd come to lick.
I'm having trouble thinking of something I like to lick. I guess I will have to say cats. I havn't done it a lot but sometimes when a cat is sitting on your lap and bathing themselves, they will lick your hand by accident. I like to then lick a cat on it's ear to see them give the strangest look..
geez - as they used to say - get a room course your humor of darkness does engage some laughter - which is always needed to lighten the darkness