things you learned from porn.

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by blackcat666, Mar 4, 2009.

  1. lovelyxmalia

    lovelyxmalia Banana Hammock Lifetime Supporter

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    blowjobs seems to feel a lot better for the girl than for the guy
     
  2. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    ALL girls love giving guys rimmers


    and if you haven't seen this in porn, you aren't watching real porn
     
  3. toolmaggot

    toolmaggot Nuts Go Here.

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    YOU'VE NOTICED THIS TOO?!

    WTF, do Asian bitches only eat grass or something?
     
  4. TheGanjaKing

    TheGanjaKing Newbie

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    they must cuz my shit never comes out green


    its frustrating really.... I'd love to have bright green shit like that.
     
  5. Jaitaiyai

    Jaitaiyai Cianpo di tutti capi

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    It tastes so good!! :(
     
  6. Hellvis

    Hellvis Senior Member

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    from porn i learned Kevin Smith was wrong IT IS OK to go ass to mouth.
     
  7. Wild Mountain Dave

    Wild Mountain Dave Rainbow

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    Like it's nothing.
     
  8. Hellvis

    Hellvis Senior Member

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    ohh and pizza guys get MAD PUSSY!
     
  9. Jaitaiyai

    Jaitaiyai Cianpo di tutti capi

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    hahaha...
     
  10. Wild Mountain Dave

    Wild Mountain Dave Rainbow

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    i wanna be the cheerleader audition judge, myself. they get loads of pussy.
     
  11. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    drink grape gatorade. seriously.
     
  12. blackcat666

    blackcat666 Senior Member

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    well, i learned that all japanese girls like to paste small paper buildings all over their bodies and, they love american boys who dress in godzilla and mothra costumes; and, they love having godzilla fuck them in the frount hole while, mothra fucks them in the back hole as, both godzilla and mothra go about smashing the paper buildings all over the girl's body.
     
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