things you learned from porn.

I learned that you can fit quite a lot up one pussy

 

hawt

 

I learned that most things are better to watch but keep muted.

 

Catholic school girls are utter sluts.Which is a good thing.And usually into kinky stuff like spanking and dressing up as schoolgirls ( seriously).

Oh and porn told me nuns like anal

 

STRONG LOL!

 

I know a lot of black girls with white guys. Booshnoogs is a good example of that too. :cheers2:

 

and i found out there are some absurdly huge dicks out there

 

I learned that humans can really really love their pets.

 

i have to wrap mine around my leg and duct tape it in place every morning so it doesnt drag on the ground behind me

its a real chore

 

ppfff that aint shit, mine is still getting off the school bus from my first day in elementary school.

 

i learned that anal is commonplace

and that all the real girls want their assholes done

 

I've learnt that I can take my trousers and shirt off in a club.
Put back on only shirt cuffs and collars and a bowtie.

Then rub baby lotion down a girls tits.And slap her in the face with my boner.
( Oh and I've learned u can get arrested for it...)

 

i learned that pussy's DON'T grow hair

they are always wet and ready for cocks 10x the normal size

and also that girls like having 7-10 guys at once

I think it's also worth noting that girls scream really really loud

and that bathrooms are a really good place to partake in doggy style sex bent over a toilet...

 

I've learned that women who are not fat come on to men somewhere someplace I've never been.

 

Whats with you and all these places that you never been brah?

 

i learned that fucking to cheesy music seems to turn the bitch on even more.....

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wI6uAOHzvo

 

i also learned that girls really DO like to deepthroat

don't let them EVER tell u otherwise

the ol' "it will make me choke/puke/gag' is bullshit

 

I've learned that it's completely acceptable to have sex anywhere, at any time, even in public/broad day light


... wait, I already knew that

 

just another day