Things you haven't done in ages

People tell me to, "go fly a kite," all the time...

 

I cant remember the last time I roller skated

 

shit in a diaper

 

I haven't been to church in over 20 years.

 

I haven't had sex in a while

 

..rode a bike

 

with pedals

 

I haven't gone to a fair in a long time.

 

I would love to fly a kite...I haven't done that in ages, either!

 

I can't remember the last time I road a bike.

 

hmmmm, well in the past 5 years i havent:

-gone camping
-been in a paddleboat
-gone to an amusement park
-skipped rocks
-looked up a phone number in a phone book
-laid out to tan

 

I haven't skated or played hockey in over 25 years.

 

I haven't roller skated in years....;-)

 

I cant ride a bike, : (, tho i can fly a kite lieing down,

Maby catching snow flakes on my tounge,

 

Gotten shitfaced down in the mud drunk!.....;-D

 

well i haven't owned or driven an automobile in more then a decade. now that i have an income i might again. i just wanted to make sure i wouldn't go broke doing so, before i could get ahold of other things i felt i needed more first.

let's see. i haven't been to an orgey in a while. nor consumed a mind altering substance. the later i don't have any attraction to and never did. the former on the other hand...

i haven't traveled really long distances in more then a couple of decades. not likely to any time soon. but one never knows. i've gone to furcons over the last decade or so, but haven't been to s-f convention since 87, except for that one in 91.

most other things i'm interested in i do keep on and continue doing. haven't belonged to a model railroad or railfan club in a while though.

 

You need to learn! its not that hard and its a lot of fun!

 

Been care free

 

well crap..Ive done all three things now that I already posted

this last month was fun

 

camped