Things that make you mad part two

Personal hygene starts with showering every day.

 

I heard you're not supposed to shower every day. Like every other day. But I just hate doing it. Such a chore. Nothing ever goes right in the shower......

 

You are supposed to shower every day of the week. Otherwise you will stink.

 

I will not! Besides, I like the way I smell. I need to stockpile pheromones to attract babes.........

 

Personal hygiene starts with brushing your teeth.

 

I do that sometimes..

 

Showering once a week suffices. Once every two weeks in winter.

 

Says who?!


(I actually often do, for the pleasure of it, but there is no need)

I like the way I smell too. Since I quit shampoo I especially like the smell of my hair.

 

I also like the way I scent even if I don't wear deoderant like I don't find my natural scent unappealing at all and suffering from bipolar, we are well recognised for our contribution to hygeine. I used to take at least 4 showers a day (just quick ones) just to rub the oil off me, anxious that I could be smelt lol. No, my wife always says no, your natural scent is fine.

But I love not wearing deoderant for like a week and then I get annoyed if I have to go out im like I better put some on.

 

I don't even own any, anymore.

 

When you drop something on the floor then you can’t find that shit

*Especially when you’re trying to assemble something that requires all the parts that came in the package!

 

Lol, Eric the handyman.

Not so handy, man!

 

People who hop on public transport and don't wear deodaurent.
Nobody likes smelling bad body odour.

 

Women that don't shave their face.

 

LOL......



Cheers Glen.

 

Hey, I do what I can and fail graciously

 

@GLENGLEN

 

Fucking idiots making nasty comments on here all the time. Time to grow up and stop being arseclowns.

 

People that make nasty comments about non existent people that supposedly make nasty comments.

 

Come on y’all, I want this thread to stay open.