Things that annoy you!

Don't be annoying, I am a Brit. lol

 

Don't you bloody start, I've enough with the idiots up here, I'm seriously thinking of moving. lol

 

Bournemouth is nice.
Although there was some weird shit happening in my avenue last night.
I am sure there is something going on opposite me.
Damn annoying at 2 am this morning, no idea what three guys were doing to this woman!!!!
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD!

 

Yeah, but why do we think tea is the answer to everything? I've just crashed my motorbike at 40 mph, I'm cut, bruised and aching, this bloody woman runs out of her house, "here love, this'll help you" she says, "oh, is it an ambulance, I ask", "no, it's a cup of tea" she replied!
Tea, isn't the answer to all things, yet for some reason people think it is, if a Brit had been around at the time of the Chernobyl reactor explosion, the first thing they'd have done was put the kettle on!

 

That's me to a tea. lol

 

Didn't you go and enquire, or at least video it? honestly, it might have been interesting. lol

 

Nope is was dark.

Now for more annoying things. lol

 

Number 17 is wrong, illegible handwriting is called 'Phil's' lol, I wrote and order number on a pad and handed it to a guy in the wholesalers, "what's that?" he asked, staring at it. I looked at him over my glasses, "well, it's either an order for me, or a prescription for you" I replied, laughing.

 

LOL

Wasps are annoying, always chewing wood.

 

I had a dog that chewed wasps, then one night I went out and got pissed, when I woke up the following morning I had this woman in bed with me, she had a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp. I've never been to bed with an ugly woman in my life, but by god I've woke up with a few!

 

FFS LOL

Seeing my neighbours big knickers on the washing line annoys me.
They don't even look clean!

 

Big knickers are called Bloomers

 

Lottie has some.

 

Is this a bit like 'Alice'?

 

hahaha

 

Crapulence? Really? Maybe the cure for over eating.

 

Vanishing socks from the wash???
Where do they go???

 

They turn into wire coat hangers.

 

Not plastic ones ? Nooo lol