Things that annoy you!

People who don't get jokes and ruin them by over analyzing them.

"Well, a chicken would be locked up in a coop. It really can't cross the road..."

 

People who say, "No pun intended," when there is no pun to intend.

 

Yeah, those that have to absolutely be “the turd in the punchbowl” types

 

People who say, “With all due respect”, and actually have no respect for the individual they’re addressing.

 

Mostly people/humans in general(rl)



Mzzls

 

Kind of like the people who start sentences like, "I'm not a racist, but..."

 

Electric busses catching on fire at the end of the road, creating clouds of toxic smoke and causing 2 mile traffic jams.

 

Damn!

 

Can’t remember how many times I’ve heard that

 

They bought the electric busses to cut pollution in Putney, not realising that the power supply to the chargers would cost around 2 million and take more than 5 years to lay a cable from Croydon.
As a result, our area is lumbered with them. Because they need charging twice a day which takes about 4 hours, the number of busses in London (9,300) will need to be doubled,at a cost of around 8 million. Then replacement batteries every 4 years will cost another 3 million.
Since their introduction less than 6 months ago, 3 of them have turned into fireballs. Needles to say the batteries, motors and traction controls are made in China.
It would be cheaper to get our dozy mayor a brain transplant.
He has also spent our money on 50 shiny new tube trains, at 7.6 million EACH.

 

Trying to remain friends with a foreigner who hates my country.

 

That entirely depends on whether the person hates the people in your country, or simply hates the weather.
This is certainly true on the west coast of Ireland, where it drizzles with rain for 364 days of the year.
Most visitors head straight for the pub, where the locals are very friendly, particularly when the visitor is paying for the Murphy's

Their is an old joke about the visitor to West Cork, who walked into the bar and ordered a pint of Guinness, only to get kicked out into the gutter.
Areas in Ireland are very loyal to their local brewery...... Less so these days, you can even buy Murphy's in Dublin.

 

I need to go to Ireland.

 

The best airport to arrive at is Cork, where you will have easiest access to the south west. You will need to hire a car, since the best places have no regular public transport.
I still remember he time when a guy from the US, took a bus to visit a few villages. He loved the area, enjoyed the pubs, then took a walk, before returning to the bus stop. A local passing by asked him whether he was lost and mentioned that the next bus was at 7am on Monday morning. He suddenly put his brain in gear and thought 'Hang on, its Friday today'.

Other than the city, avoid the council estates outside Dublin at all cost, you will think that you have been teleported to Detroit. When you have finished enjoying the heroine and crack cocaine, you will be able to sit and watch the local yobos hijacking cars and using to ram police vehicles. It is a fairly small area, but the worst in western Europe.

 

I get annoyed at me when I get annoyed.

 

Happens to me too- trying and wanting to be better

 

I hate machines constantly demanding my attention, as if they're all two years old.

 

Nosy neighbors.

 

All those gasoline powered lawn mowers, dust blowers, hedge trimmers, chain saws….bad for the environment, bad for serenity, bad for everyone except the internal combustion dude that is oblivious.