Things that annoy you!

Pointless vehicle revving. & fast drivers in tight spaces. Slow left lane drivers. Non tvrn signals. A whole herd of ppl blocking a walmart aisle talking.

 

When you get a coupon for 30% off, or more, and it’s only good for whatever they dictate that you must spend in order to get the discount. You would think that after shopping at their store (online, or retail store), that would be good enough for the discount. All of this unnecessary “control”……

 

Years ago I saw an ad at a furniture store offering “4oz of Free Beef Jerky” with a $250 furniture purchase. Of course I had to call them and ask them to help me understand how that made any sense. They pulled the ad the next day.

 

Lol! That’s equates to some very expensive beef jerky

 

When you’re wanting to get past the driver in front of you, you have your turn signal on and waiting patiently for traffic to pass, from behind you and on your left- then just as you’re about to make your move, the car directly behind you quickly whips it over into the passing lane (no turn signal applied), and zips right past you!!

 

It's so frustrating when people can't keep it real, you know? Like when they're all like, "I don't have any apps," but you catch them scrolling through Snapchat, Tinder, and Instagram. And then they're all like, "Oh, I don't play video games anymore," but then you hear them chatting about Latest Nintendo and Sony games. It's just, like, seriously hypocritical, man.

And then there are those who pretend to be all anti-this and anti-that just to fit in with my vibe, you know? Saying they're all against roads but then hopping on public transport or driving cars - it's just not cool, man. And dissing gaming consoles while still using them and paying for their services? It's just, like, mind-blowing.

And the cherry on top is when they bash technology and digital services while still relying on them. It's just, like, why even bother with all the lies, man? It's like they're trying so hard to be like me that they can't even keep it real. It's like they're living a fake life, man, and it's beyond frustrating.

Their constant lies and attempts to copy my vibe by pretending to dislike things they actually enjoy, like roads, video games, technology, YouTube and big companies, it's just so annoying, man. It's like they're desperate to be like me that they resort to dishonesty. It's just, like, enough with the fakeness and insincerity - fuck off, you people.

 

No respect now days!!

 

People who litter. To me, that's a huge red flag that you're a bad person. If you can't pick up after yourself, what does that say about the other aspects of your personality? Nothing good, no doubt about it. My other huge annoyance are those lifted vanity trucks everyone drives these days. What practical purpose do they have besides being a noisy nuisance? The beds on those things are too small for them to be practical in almost any situation. Don't even get me started on those obnoxiously bright LED headlights, either.

 

Ah the redneck trucks. Some local cops informed us this is called posturing. Often they rev pointlessly when im trying to cross a street in front of em. & even just a slight bit of rain these freakazoids will do doughnuts in it.

 

Yeah, it does honestly feel like they're compensating for something. And is the revving of the engine supposed to impress me? Intimidate me? Arouse me? Is it their desperate need for approval or just attention that makes them do that? I want to study these people in a lab.

 

Then you would be giving them exactly what they want- attention

 

You forgot the Trump 2024 banners flying on each side!

 

Being asked questions at the urinal.
People who put their feet on seats in restaurants or public transit.
People who put their dogs on seats in healthcare waiting areas.
Children who scream in enclosed areas (airplanes, stores).
Getting nasty looks from wait-staff if I return a coffee cup that has lipstick stains on it.
Having to endure another lecture on how to properly floss my teeth.
Barbers who think I want to talk to them (don't they understand that the process is traumatizing enough as is?).
The inaccessibility to purchase cotton sheets or clothing.
The cost of cotton sheets or clothing.
Car smokers who toss the butts out the window (HELLO! If you need to smoke in that vehicle, bring your own ashtray, a**wipe!).
The cost of postage stamps.
The insistence that I use that QR-thing to read a menu.
People who don't flush in public.
Animal cruelty.
Restaurants that don't serve meals in courses (everything all together!).
Sloppy seconds.

 

Yeah…..THOSE idiots !!!

 

Hot soup that isn't hot.
Finding blood in meat that should have been well-done (they wouldn't look at me all nasty if I told them that the chicken meat were bleeding on the plate).
Children who aren't corrected for digital nose-picking at the table.
Public servants who are rude.
Public who are rude to public servants.
Nurses who tell you you could do to lose weight.
Potheads who judge smokers.
Being around people who say that being angry is their 'normal' condition.
Hotel rooms that only offer that Keurig thing.
Anyone who comments on my cooking my 3 squares in the hotel room.
The cost of dried mushrooms.

 

People who try to get ya to do things ya dont wanna do.......

That annoys me terribly..........

 

I completely agree with you on that, man.

 

People that love to break shit when they get mad. I could never understand that.

 

About number one on clothing sizes from the East- just remember that those sizes are based off of body sizes common in South East/South West Asia.

 

People who assume I am a top.
Cooks who leave the laurel leaves in the dishes.
Homemade soup that is clearly from a can of Campbells.
Fine print on menus in poorly lit restaurants
Men who can't kiss