I know, right? Poor me! haha. My birthday is actually the following Monday but I have to work all day. Hop on a plane, come and visit. We'll party!!! arty: Only minus 4 of <--those because my friends are assholes.
Constant runny noses. People who sniff and snot and then hack up huge balls of phlegm duting your whole conversation with them. Why not be polite and considerate instead and just say " excuse me", and just blow your nose & wash your hands & return back to the conversation?
People who blow up my phone a million times in a row. "Oh, mama didn't answer my call at 5 o'clock in the fucking morning. Better call 17 more times in a row!!"