Things Real Men Never Do

Can you imagine Dirty Harry crying?

 

Real men have hit at least one home run at some point in their life Well, at least I've done that

Real men don't use bandaids What are real men supposed to do, bleed all over the place?

Real men don't drink light beer! I don't drink beer at all-but pass the doobie, please

Real men don't expect the woman to pay Look I've been picking up the tab all my life-my ex wouldn't even cook me a fucking meal. If a girl wants to pick up my tab once in a while, I'm not going to protest

 

Hmmm, what is the 'definition' of a ''Real Man''?

 

Sounds like a broke back fa...

 

A REAL man wouldn't need to ask, he'd know...

 

real men dont pour that half a beer from last night down the drain, he drinks it and hopes it was a beer that ages well after opening.

 

What makes a real man? Other than his reproductive organs, nothing really. True, a man produces more testosterone than estrogen but other than biological facts, there's nothing more to it. You may have other people's perceptions on what a man is but that's exactly what they are. Other people's perceptions. None of them are factual though and they can be quite limiting. Fact is, men exist in all personalities. Who says a man has to be some loud mouth, weight lifter who feels the need to parade his perceived masculinity to the world? In actuality, that only describes a very insecure (and annoying) individual. You can be lazy, indecisive, quiet and non-domineering, you'd still be a "real man." Traits such as assertiveness and decisiveness can easily be shared by women therefore they aren't "masculine" traits, just traits. Instead of debating what makes a man, let's all realize how pointless this subject really is and evolve.

 

real men don't babble on about reproductive organs or testosterone and masculine traits

 

this is the only one that matters, and funnily enough makes all the other ones wrong if a man follows this one and not the others.

 

i use electrical tape.

 

Real men listen to their wives and girlfriends and understand that she's always right.

 

Real men do not make up rules on how to be a real man.

 

^Do or no not, there is no list. ^

 

SO MUCH THIS

Real men don't give a fuck about what constitutes a "real man". They don't think about "real man dos and don'ts". They do what they think is right and they do what the fuck they like, up to and including everything in this thread if they feel like it.

 

Real man does not care about trivial things going around in life.

 

Real men do not:
Eat soup
Masturbate
Go deaf
Play rugby
Hear the word 'straw' without chuckling
Go to the cinema
Learn French
Shake
Kill arabs

 

A real man never grows up.

 

real men eat potato chips from the bag

 

Real men do not know what bags are

 

Real men know how to quiet a fussy baby.

Real men know 254 punch-lines to the question "how do you quiet a fussy baby?", when asked.