Things Real Men Never Do

Take your mind back - I don't know when
Sometime when it always seemed
To be just us and them
Girls that wore pink
And boys that wore blue
Boys that always grew up better men
Than me and you

What's a man now - what's a man mean
Is he rough or is he rugged
Is he cultural and clean
Now it's all change - it's got to change more
'Cause we think it's getting better
But nobody's really sure

And so it goes - go round again
But now and then we wonder who the real men are

See the nice boys - dancing in pairs
Golden earring golden tan
Blow-wave in the hair
Sure they're all straight - straight as a line
All the gays are macho
Can't you see their leather shine

You don't want to sound dumb - don't want to offend
So don't call me a faggot
Not unless you are a friend
Then if you're tall and handsome and strong
You can wear the uniform and I could play along

And so it goes - go round again
But now and then we wonder who the real men are

Time to get scared - time to change plan
Don't know how to treat a lady
Don't know how to be a man
Time to admit - what you call defeat
'Cause there's women running past you now
And you just drag your feet

Man makes a gun - man goes to war
Man can kill and man can drink
And man can take a whore
Kill all the blacks - kill all the reds
And if there's war between the sexes
Then there'll be no people left

And so it goes - go round again
But now and then we wonder who the real men are

 

I always wash my hands after I piss.

 

A real man never starts whack threads like this ?

 

What is this magnificence?

 

A real guy is never into his own Birthday

 

Ooooo ur such a though guy duck so manly

 

I have birthdays?

 

This thread in it's entirety is the best laugh I've had for a while It's a bit strange though that I seem to fit a lot of the criteria for being a real man

 

Bite Your Tongue GLEN, Bite Your Tongue Real Hard....



Cheers Glen.

 

boom. was patiently waiting for this.

and/or hockey.

 

Especially this part ^^^

 

Real men dont give money to any three letter organization that ask for it

 

...would never use a bidet

 

Real men don't talk about what real men do or not do.

 

Real men do not engage in circle jerk activity...or do they

 

Ummm...... No they don't.

 

Lol :2thumbsup:......

Real men do not let their female partner anywhere near the BarBQ - they cook...end of

 

Cry. Real men should never shed a tear. Nor should they have sweaty limp handshakes.

 

Concur. Also, Midnight in Paris.

 

Disagree with the crying bit... IMO it takes a REAL MAN to cry in front of others:sunny: