Things Real Men Never Do

Discussion in 'Men's Issues' started by The Chinaman, Apr 20, 2011.

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  1. newbie-one

    newbie-one one with the newbiverse

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    reel men make their movies with super8, not digital
     
    newbie-one, Apr 25, 2011
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  3. yarapario

    yarapario Village Elder

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    oh reelly
     
    yarapario, Apr 25, 2011
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  5. The Chinaman

    The Chinaman Member

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    True, real men are spit-lubed disco pigs.
     
    The Chinaman, Apr 26, 2011
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  7. HankMassey

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    Ohhhhhhh .....So Great Thincking about About Men.Continue It
     
    HankMassey, May 7, 2011
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  9. Geechee

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    real men don't bitch when it hurts.
     
    Geechee, May 15, 2011
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  11. Blissfullyawareofitall

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    lack male reproductive organs and possess a set of female reproductive organs capable of carrying offspring, or were naturally prone to doing so.
     
    Blissfullyawareofitall, May 15, 2011
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  13. broony

    broony Banned

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    Real men don't wear skinny jeans.

    Real men know how to safely load and unload a gun.

    Real men are not afraid of guns.

    Real men don't buy girls and know how to use the remote.

    Real men dont do house work once the women starts, because it has been womanized.

    Real men don't wear aprons.

    Real men don't dye their hair.

    Real men eat raw steaks for breakfast.

    Real men don't hold a womans purse no matter what the situation.

    Real men don't wear those BIG bug eyed sunglasses.

    Real men know how to change the oil in their vehicle.

    Real men butcher their own chickens.

    Real men don't take offence to swear words.
     
    broony, May 16, 2011
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  15. McFuddy

    McFuddy Visitor

    Real men don't give a fuck about what others say in regards to their manliness.
     
    McFuddy, May 20, 2011
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  17. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    real men
    by the imaginary being

    real men
    we fuck
    and we drink
    we smoke
    and we lift
    your girlfriend

    pussy boy.

    i shagged your girlfriend you pussy.
    haha
    ha
    hahahahaha. i am a lord.
     
    The Imaginary Being, May 20, 2011
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  19. lovelyxmalia

    lovelyxmalia Banana Hammock Lifetime Supporter

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    Real men never care how dirty their fingernails get after working on their car
     
    lovelyxmalia, May 20, 2011
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  21. Lostthoughts

    Lostthoughts Thostloughts

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    real men have a penis
     
    Lostthoughts, May 20, 2011
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  23. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    Real men never have sex changes; unless they wanna be a woman, I guess.
     
    Duck, May 20, 2011
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  25. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    real men love the notebook

    it puts their girlfriends in a kinky mood.
     
    The Imaginary Being, May 20, 2011
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  27. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    Nah, real men find girlfriends that get horny from football. :2thumbsup:
     
    Duck, May 20, 2011
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  29. dark suger

    dark suger Dripping With Sin!

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    Real men get fucked in the ass without whining about how much it hurts
     
    dark suger, May 20, 2011
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  31. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    lol, i've had that. i know for a fact she was trying to pretend i was david beckham and i was sort of okay with it

    i mean, it made it more believable - jessica alba would probably go for him over me, anyways.
     
    The Imaginary Being, May 20, 2011
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  33. Duck

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    I don't even complain when she catches me with her fingernail :2thumbsup:
     
    Duck, May 20, 2011
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  35. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    real men don't pull out their wedged underwear in public


    they just do a funny sidestep



    .
     
    SpacemanSpiff, May 20, 2011
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  37. Bestbuds

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    To the person who licks thier own nipples.
    I hope your a girl ... otherwise eeww!
     
    Bestbuds, Mar 21, 2012
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  39. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    Just Read All The 10 Pages Of This Thread, I Suggest

    Others Do Likewise, Tis A Real Good Laugh...[​IMG].



    Cheers Glen.
     
    GLENGLEN, Mar 21, 2012
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