Things Real Men Never Do

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  1. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    :D I did forget, thanks for reminding me. That just makes the act all the more manly!

    He was more than likely confused in his last moments. You're coming at him with a shovel, meanwhile you've got snake hanging between your legs :D
     
    lunarverse, Apr 22, 2011
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  3. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    Unfortunatly It Was A Cool Day, And GLEN's Snake Looked More Like An

    "Earthworm" Than A Fire Breathing 5ft Brown Snake...:bigcry:.

    METHINKS This Leads Us To Yet Another Thing "Real Men Never Do"...:).

    Real Men Never, Never, Ever, Ever, Downgrade The Size Of The

    Male Appendage...:2thumbsup:, Therefore My Reply Should Have Been As Follows >>>>>

    BLOODY OATH MATE, It Was A F***in Freezin Day, But Even With Ice On The Head

    Of My Best F***in Friend, He Still Made That Bloody 5ft Snake Look Like A

    F***in Dried Up Earthworm...[​IMG].



    Cheers Glen.
     
    GLENGLEN, Apr 22, 2011
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  5. Meliai

    Meliai Members

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    Real men make funnies. Real men make girls go ha ha ha

    Cheers

    Meliai
     
    Meliai, Apr 23, 2011
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  7. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    Thank You....:).



    Cheers Glen.
     
    GLENGLEN, Apr 23, 2011
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  9. 6-eyed shaman

    6-eyed shaman Sock-eye salmon

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    Real men have class and culture

    Real men have beards or stubble

    Real men don't whine for the government to wipe their asses for them

    Real men know the basics of household and auto repair

    Real men know how to laugh at themselves and not take things way too seriously
     
    6-eyed shaman, Apr 23, 2011
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  11. newbie-one

    newbie-one one with the newbiverse

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    real men will donate ALL of their assets and income to the Jimi Fund by October 8, 2011, or their real man status WILL BE REVOKED!!!!!
     
    newbie-one, Apr 23, 2011
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  13. newbie-one

    newbie-one one with the newbiverse

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    :(

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    newbie-one, Apr 23, 2011
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  15. newbie-one

    newbie-one one with the newbiverse

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    reel men go fishing
     
    newbie-one, Apr 23, 2011
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  17. Lostthoughts

    Lostthoughts Thostloughts

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    Real men know how to compromise
     
    Lostthoughts, Apr 24, 2011
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  19. The Chinaman

    The Chinaman Member

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    I'm so manly I piss on my fists, then punch it into the urinal.
     
    The Chinaman, Apr 25, 2011
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  21. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    Your Mad.!!..:eek:....................................................:auto:



    Cheers Glen.
     
    GLENGLEN, Apr 25, 2011
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  23. The Chinaman

    The Chinaman Member

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    Fishing? Or fisting? Did I hear someone suggest breaking out the crisco?
     
    The Chinaman, Apr 25, 2011
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  25. junglejack

    junglejack aiko aiko

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    A man should never have an outfit. He should just have pairs of pants and shirts. It should take him 5 seconds to get ready.
     
    junglejack, Apr 25, 2011
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  27. walsh

    walsh Senior Member

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    Things real men would never do:

    1. Subscribe and contribute to a list of things to limit your own behavior.
     
    walsh, Apr 25, 2011
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  29. Lostthoughts

    Lostthoughts Thostloughts

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    We´re all mad here.
     
    Lostthoughts, Apr 25, 2011
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  31. yarapario

    yarapario Village Elder

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    Real Men never walk by a little kid or an old person without offering a smile or helping if its needed.

    Real men always remember the goofy little boy thats at their core and turn him loose to play whenever they can.
     
    yarapario, Apr 25, 2011
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  33. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Real men reach into their wallets and send those little green pieces of paper to:scratcho,in care of Hip Forums.
     
    scratcho, Apr 25, 2011
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  35. jmt

    jmt Ezekiel 25:17

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    haha!
     
    jmt, Apr 25, 2011
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  37. newbie-one

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    I'm so manly, I punch the urinal to the ground,

    then piss on it
     
    newbie-one, Apr 25, 2011
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  39. newbie-one

    newbie-one one with the newbiverse

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    real men don't use crisco
     
    newbie-one, Apr 25, 2011
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