Earlier I was hitting my bubbler, getting a decent buzz. When I finished, as I was packing up evertything, I manage to forget to empty my water. Only a teaspoon or so spilled... Bt still...
i had a party at my house one time, and everyone kinda made a mess. ya know, traditional party fouls; spilling beer, keif in the carpet. oh lordy. anyway, i was really high and my mom called and said she'd be home in like 15 mins. i kicked everyone out, managed to clean everything up and was feeling pretty confident that all the evidence was hidden. well guess not because i left my fucking bong on the kitchen counter. I MUST HAVE LOOKED AT IT LIKE 5 TIMES AND NOT REALIZED IT WAS THERE. jeez. kinda funny now that i think about it
I was smoking outside one night, after a bowl or two i was pretty baked when suddenly it started to get extremely foggy out, i was convinced that the fog was my exhaled smoke, i was standing there like "oh shit, i smoked more than i thought "
Have you ever tried LSD? Getting rid of your clothes and your wallet is exactly the direction it takes you. Away from false things, society, and back to primal roots of expression and being.