Theroy On Why Little Girls Like Unicorns

little girls love the idea of unicorns because it is a subconscious manifestation of their heterosexuality before they are mature enough to express those desires physically

i realize people could very easily take this the wrong way and call me a pedophile or watever i assure you im not this was just a ramdom thought that popped into my head and it made alot of sense so i wanted others opinions

 

Actually every little girl loves horses. Those lovely non-phallic animals that you can ride around on. Unicorns just happen to be extra awesome magic horses. Also, no little lesbian girls can like unicorns? Thats fucked up. Unless you think they got magically turned that way later in life somehow.

Sometimes ideas should stay inside brains.

Also what is sush and why do you enjoy it so much?

 

i typed sushi guessing the i got cut off

 

Well now you're stuck eating sush for the rest of your life instead.

 

ya wish there was a way to change user :-/

 

I dunno. I'm almost 28 and love unicorns still. I had a unicorn in my dreams once, I could summon on command. I named him Graycliffe, he was gorgeous. We would ride the rainbow arches across the world. He also had a second horn, but it was a much smaller delicate horn on his snout. I'm not too sure what it was used for but I did draw him out from a dream years ago, a quick sketch. I should find it.

I'm a lesbian too, so that horn don't mean nothing sexual, just sayin.

 

there is.. go to CP .. ;o and change it ..

 

thanks irminsul thats very enlightening also cp?

 

http://games.adultswim.com/robot-unicorn-attack-twitchy-online-game.html



http://www.lookatmyhorsemyhorseisamazing.com/

 

I can also think of lots of little boys who love unicorns too.

 

When are we going to hear from The Roy?
We heard what the sushieater thinks, but the thread was supposed to be The Roy on unicorns and little girls.
I was expecting some kind of Ted Talk lecture given by a guy named Roy about little girls and unicorns.

this is bullshit.....

 

What kind of sushi do you like, sushi? I LOVE sushi, almost too much. I could eat it every day.

 

i like this thing called the tempura roll its tempura shrimp with asperagus mayo and sesame seeds

 

I like to drink and eat sushi
Susie's my girl!
Oh, you like sushi like I like sushi?
Yeah, I like Susie.
I had sushi last night,......you should eat sushi in the morning, sushi in evening, sushi for suppertime, then you wouldn't be so fat.

 

hell, i can think of a few men who love unicorns.

 

No. They can like horses with strap-ons

 

Yeah, we want roy, and not just any roy, we want The Roy!

 

I thought it was theroy, as in Theroy Jenkins.