There's no greater feeling...

"maybe when I'm old and grey like you gramma"

That comment is priceless.
Well, I'd have to say that pretty much sums up his personality right there.
If he thinks someone is old at age thirty, then it's definitely a lack of maturity on his part, causing all this ridiculous, fake ego nonsense.
Man, I cannot wait until this little boy matures and finally becomes a real man. He'll look back on this day and realize how truly ignorant he sounded.
One day, you guys, it's going to happen. Until then, just ignore his ramblings. He's a child.

 

Apparently I'm old at 23! LOL

 

can you fuck me too?

 

I love this thread. You guys are so funny.

 

Insanejester the stud man, you need a major butt whooping.

 

oh, for heaven's sake, what's wrong with enjoying the fact that you are considered good fucking material? jesus christ, it's not like those women were expecting anything but fucking. IJ, did either of those women have ANY REASON AT ALL to expect you to marry them and make beautiful babies and put those babies through college? no? then carry on.

i really hate it when people go all rigid about people wanting to be found sexually appealing. just so long as no promises are made, who the fuck cares?

 

Haha. Actually I couldn't agree more.

 

"I'm sorry, but the centers for disgust and outrage are closed. Please call during our regular business hours." *click!*

 

Hahahaha!

 

Yeah, but it was the way he put it.
Nothing wrong with someone wanting to be found desirable by others, it's just that it was nauseating the way he laid it on so thick like he's just such a man. I literally felt my eyeballs roll back in my head, trying desperately to escape the ridiculousness that was his front.
I've seen David Blaine lay it on less thick.LOL.

 

It's always best to be like the airlines-Overbook and see who show's up fo a ride.

 

he's a young male wallowing in his victory. i've seen worse.

 

shut up and accept his man whoreness everyone

 

LOL.
Ok, ok. Congratulations on your male whoreness, IJ.
"Male whoreness" I love that comment.

 

Oh, IJ, you're so adorable when you're delusional.
How many fingers am I holding up?
Want to wear my panties?

 

One word...Ritalin.
IJ, just take a deep breath. It will be ok,little buddy.

 

Oh, IJ.
If it makes you feel better to think my panties are big, go right ahead, dear. You have no idea how completely incorrect you are with that statement.
Actually, I'm a bit concerned that you want your dog to sniff them.
I would think you'd let him lick your scrotum again, since that's probably the closest you've ever gotten to a blow job.
Ask him to suck the penis next time, IJ....that's actually how a real blow job works...at least with human females.
After that, be sure to come back here and brag about it to everyone.
Leave out the part about it being your dog,though...you know, just like you always do.

 

You tell him, Skiddo. I am sure he will back off now.

 

yeah, right.

 

Nah, he won't back off. In fact, I'm pretty sure my comments will only work to fuel his "front" fire even more. Guys like him are fun.
Every girl should own one.

*runs to unchain one in basement...it's feeding time again.*