there's a new sheriff in town

howdy folks, i'm your new sheriff

 

*rides in and robs the bank in broad daylight*


YEEEHAW!! Can't catch me copper!!!

 

Way to go, Chief. Now what do we do for money?

 

as Mick Jagger once pointed out, all the cops are criminals and all the sinners saints.

so Chief, how 'bout you and I talk, maybe cut a deal that could profit you and I both.....

 

actually..well..maybe..umm..i dunno

 

*after cleaning off clown make~up and stashing most of the greenbacks in the cave hideaway, HSB makes for the neighboring town to find herself a good man~whore and a bottle of the best whiskey this side of the Mississippi*

 

See, now I have visions of you walking around with yaccas in your gun holsters. This is not conducive to sweet dreams

 

but boy....can he ever dance.

 

honeysuckle, you can rob all the banks you want...i don't care about that but break one single forum rule in "Random Thoughts" and your ass is banned by me...does everyone understand that?????????

 

Chief...your signature scares me....

 

its the truth...we need a new God...the old one hasn't been doing a very good job

 

I shot the sheriff.

 

But can you compete with Clint Eastwood? I think not.

 

I bow to Mr. Eastwood.

 

BUT you didnt shoot no deputy... right?!

 

No way!!! I'm the deputy.

 

oh, why hello deputy marc! glad no one has shot you.

 

"The sheriff is getting nearer!!"
"WHAT!!!!!"
"The sheriff is getting nearer!!"

 

should i take up knitting lessons or start banning people for being too nice? Random Thoughts has been quite loving and peaceful lately and so it seems i need something to do occupy my time

 

you dont kill my seed everytime it grow, do you?