When i was in Costa Rica staying at a lodge in front of Arenal volcano someone asked the receptionist if there was a hiking trail that leads to the top of the volcano.
Once at the age of 18, I was smoking cigars with my friends. As we were talking, the topic of Cuban cigars being forbidden in the USA was brought up, and one of them asked me, “I heard the reason why Cuban cigars are illegal is because they have weed in them. Is that true?” This question was so dumb I wanted to smack the stupid right outta him.