The would you rather game

I'd rather have my dick cut off and ice picks in my testicles.

Would you rather have the skin boiled off of your genitals or go to work? As in, you can either have your skin boiled off of your genitals in which case you never have to work again, or not have it boiled off and you have to work.

 

That sounds painful as hell, I'll go to work.

Jump in a piranha infested lake naked, or fuck your dog.
(I'd pick piranhas.)

 

Dog.

 

Girls: having an ass, or having boobs
(or guys what would you prefer your girl to have)

 

have an ass.
i have the boobs now, and they're waaay overrated.

would you rather not be able to pee for 4 days (you'd be forced to hold it in) or let out a gigantic fart in the middle of an important meeting

 

haha a fart(only because i done it once haha lucky it wasn't an eggy one heh)

would u rather (guys), shag one of the mafia's beautiful daughters(girls)run off with one of the hells angel's wives gorgeous husbands
or
make love a dead body of one of the above sober

 

Be caught in a occupation of your country, where the government recruits your highschool friends in the army to kill you, the rebel.

You buy a q.p and your friends try to jack it, you end up stabbing them.

 

My friend's ex-step dad stole some biker's GF, He was part of Satan's choice. The story ended with my friend's ex-step dad going into the guy's house with a pistol and crow-bar.
Satan's Choice was ammalgamated by Hell's Angels. That was the only time that they could leave the gang.
He worked for the government after, lives across the street froma bunch of work stoner buddies, buys dope from us.

 

would you rather date rosie o'donnel or a lawyer?
not just any lawyer a really dickhead political one that has no life exept politics. or rosie o'donnel, who is just..... uggggghhhhhh!

 

Girls: having an ass, or having boobs
(or guys what would you prefer your girl to have)

i would pick the perfect faNNY. i already have the boobs and i love them dont get me wrong, but i would like a nice badonkidonk for a day. lol

 

I would take the lawyer, and being the person I am I would probably mould their mind into something else.

 

Lawyer.

Would you rather never be able to eat again? ,or never be able to drink?

 

Eat. No.. drink. ..no.. eat.. yeah. No.. drink. I love food.

Would you rather live the rest of your life in the pitch black, or in very very very bright light?

 

bright light..... i got sunglasses

would you rather be very hot or very cold.... the extremes of both as in your about to die from it

 

very hot

would you rather have really bad teeth, or really bad breath?

 

umm really bad teeth

wud u rather be starving or thirsty

 

thirsty.

would you rather eat crusty scabs for three meals in one day or

take 3 shots of your significant others phlegm, one at each meal.

 

umm crusty crabs

would you rather eat crap or drink piss?? (that my teacher asked us ...)

 

drink piss even though that is still pretty disgusting

as for up there, I'd rather be hungry!!!! you can live up to 40 days without food, as opposed to 3 (or so) without h2o!

would you rather have the love of your life cheat on you with your best friend, or with your sister/brother?

 

friend, but i woudl still only blame the guy and keep my friend

woudl you rather die happy or live sadly ?