The worst Pick up lines...

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by forest_pixie84, Oct 26, 2004.

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  1. ramblin'rose

    ramblin'rose kindness

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    i l,ove that one......I think Will Smith said it best..
    "giirrrrl, your legs must be tired, cuz you been runnin thru my mind all day"
     
    ramblin'rose, Oct 28, 2004
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  3. HippyFreek2004

    HippyFreek2004 changed screen name

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    haha...

    You must've fallen from heaven. That would explain how you messed up your face.


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    Holly
     
    HippyFreek2004, Oct 28, 2004
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  5. MiddleSista

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    I'm sorry I'll remember to take lessons from you on the subject next time!! I just don't say it as much as you I guess..
     
    MiddleSista, Oct 29, 2004
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  7. madbeast

    madbeast Member

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    ain't that the best? hehe *kiss*

    guy: do u want a glass of water?

    girl: no y?

    guy: u sure?

    girl: yea y?

    guy: cus u look HOT!
     
    madbeast, Oct 29, 2004
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  9. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    hehe I had some guy ask me one time if i would like a beef stick :D what a nerd...:D
     
    mystical_shroom, Oct 29, 2004
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  11. madbeast

    madbeast Member

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    that wouldnt turn me on at all...hahah:p
     
    madbeast, Oct 29, 2004
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  13. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    haha, i asked him if it were as thin as a slim jim :D
     
    mystical_shroom, Oct 29, 2004
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  15. TheStoon

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    So erm, do you like jewellery?

    Well, then you can suck my cock, its a gem!!

    hehehe..
     
    TheStoon, Oct 29, 2004
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  17. madbeast

    madbeast Member

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    hahah! o man, DIS (i cant believe i said that lol)

    i like the creative ways guys make fun of each others dicks too...
    my fav was my bf saying his friend was "hung like a light switch" :p
     
    madbeast, Oct 29, 2004
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  19. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    hahaha, i think guys talk without thinking :D
    you dont hear chicks talking about the size of their clit or nothing :D
    " Oh girl, your clit doesnt have shit on mine" :D haha, something like that..
     
    mystical_shroom, Oct 29, 2004
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  21. madbeast

    madbeast Member

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    iv been in a few convos about being loose or tight though lol
     
    madbeast, Oct 29, 2004
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  23. Soulless||Chaos

    Soulless||Chaos SelfInducedExistence

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    Girls are always talking about each other's boobs though... :rolleyes:
     
    Soulless||Chaos, Oct 29, 2004
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  25. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    hahaha :D ya got me there :D
     
    mystical_shroom, Oct 29, 2004
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  27. forest_pixie84

    forest_pixie84 Senior Member

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    a guy once asked me "do you have any irish in you?" i said "no" then he said "want some?"
     
    forest_pixie84, Oct 29, 2004
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  29. tyedyedeyes

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    A guy once said to me, "That shirt looks very becoming on you. But then again, if I was on you, I'd be coming too..."
     
    tyedyedeyes, Oct 29, 2004
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  31. moonlilygarcia

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    want to come to my house and make my hot tub as hot as you are
     
    moonlilygarcia, Oct 29, 2004
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  33. Taylor

    Taylor Repatriated

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    this one is so cute.

    One used all the time in israel is "i'm a soldier... in the paratroopers."
     
    Taylor, Oct 31, 2004
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  35. kjhippielove88

    kjhippielove88 color + rhyme

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    ha i guy said the same thing to me..how unoriginal:rolleyes:
     
    kjhippielove88, Oct 31, 2004
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  37. opium_eyes

    opium_eyes Une Canadien Errant

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    man cheesy pick up lines are so cute. like, "what's cookin, good lookin?" ... oh yeah i giggled and handed out my number over that one.

    the best i ever heard though was this foreign exchange student from denmark used to use the line "hi. i'm from europe." it actually worked a couple times. combine the line wiht his blue eyes, nice smile and accent, and he was golden.
     
    opium_eyes, Oct 31, 2004
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  39. Imperfection

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    "I'll buy you a beer if you'll have sex with me"
     
    Imperfection, Oct 31, 2004
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