The worst Pick up lines...

"Shut the fuck up and get in the damn truck!"


^not a good pick up line^

 

"I know you want to fuck me. I know you LOVE me. I want to fuck you. I love you."

I've actually had this one used on me. *shudder*

 

if you were a booger i'd pick YOU first

 

Damn girl, your so fine, I'd eat the corn out of your daddy's shit!

not only bad, but disgusting

 

I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?


Guy. How you doing?
Gal:Fine
Guy: I didn't say how you lookin'. I said how you doin.

Heres a few comebacks.

Guy: Do you wanna dance?
Gal: No I don't wanna dance!
Guy: I didn't say Do you wanna dance. I said you look fat in those pants.!

Guy: Don't I know you from somewhere?
Gal: Yeah. Thats why I don't go there anymore.
Guy: Really? I thought it was because the people there said you were a fat skank.

Guy: How do you like your eggs?
Gal:UNFERTILIZED!!
Guy: Good. Does that mean I can pull out on your face?

 

Here's some redneck/hillbilly pick-up lines.

Hey sis,are you awake?

Hey there cousin Maybelle. Yur lookin awful purty.

Dang sis.yur an awful good kisser.

Honey you look finer than a new set of snow tires.

 

nice shoes..... i like them...... wanna fuck?

( guy) hey theres a QP of dank, a bong, a pipe, a hukkah, a gravity bong, and me. Which one do want to do first????
and of course i ended up doing the bong first. lol
my ex boyfriend asked me these questions and of course i always had sex with him.. he looked so cute when he said them.

 

*vomited a little bit in my throat*

 

Arrrrr....If ye show me yer booty, I'll show ye me buried treasure...yarrrr

 

all i can do is laugh...hahahahhahahahaaha!!@!!

 

my boyfriend was just tellin me how the other day a bunch of guys and him at school were talking about funny pick up lines...here r two i remembered :

u must use glass cleaner on ur pants cus i can see myself in them!

do u have some tape cus im RIPPED *shows arm muscle* hehe, idk if that one counts as a pick up or as being a show off hehe!

American Wedding:
" Hang out with my wang out! Rock out with my cock out!!!"

 

Are you tired? Cause you've been running in my mind all day!

 

When you're out of town and someone says, "Where do I know you from?"

 

lol stupid.... its running through my mind...

 

Here are a few

Friend: Go get my shoes upstairs
You: Where up there?
Friend: In the hallway to my daughters room
*walks upstairs*

You: Here are the shoes, oh hey there becky
Becky: What are u doing up here
Beckies twin Becca: Yeh what are you doing up here
You: Ur daddy sent me up here to fuck u
Becky: omg ur a lier
yOU: Wanna bet? Here Ill aask him

You: HEEY (FRIEND) BOTH OF THEM?
You: Yes both of them!


I'm all dizzy, girl you just rocked my world

Do you have a band-aid? I scraped my knee falling for you

Are you tired baby? Because you've been running through my mind all day!

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

If I can finish this beer in under 10 seconds, you have to screw me

 

"hi...im irish."


my friend used this....it worked.

 

American Wedding:
" Hang out with my wang out! Rock out with my cock out!!
Haha maddy lol love that line from that movie and i love you muah

 

lets see pick up lines "Your dad must be a baker cuz you got some niiice buns" lol haha

 

Me: Do you have any native in you?
her: no, why?
Me: Do you want some?

works everytime...well not really

 

if I told you that I thought you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? pleeease?

also...

did it hurt?

did what hurt?

when you feel out of the sky

(cuz you are an angel)