The worst part of really cold weather...

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Zoomie, Jan 16, 2009.

  1. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

    ...is having to pee. You get all layered up, and then it happens. When you have moderate to severe shrinkage going on it's like reaching through a small hole to find a cocktail sausage in a mountain of blankets...
     
  2. deleted

    deleted Visitor

    hahah,, with cold hands.. :eek:
     
  3. Cate8

    Cate8 Senior Member

    A real man knits a cock sock.
     
  4. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

    No, a real man just uses his spare toque.

    *WHATEV!!!*
    Chipotle hater.
     
  5. Cate8

    Cate8 Senior Member

    hehehe. its toque. adorable.
     
  6. Face Eater

    Face Eater Banned

    tweezers?
     
  7. zilla939

    zilla939 Thought Police Lifetime Supporter

    rufflebubble
     
  8. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

    a real man doesn't dress light enough to have shrinkage in the coldest of the cold weather
     
  9. babyhellfire

    babyhellfire Banned

    Better than needing to bare most of your ass and put it on cold toilet seat
     
  10. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

    Heh BHF that was my nieces exact response. I told her more women need to pee AC Slater style.
     
  11. Face Eater

    Face Eater Banned

    BHF, you really need to work on those thigh muscles.
     

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