The worst part of really cold weather...

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  1. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

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    ...is having to pee. You get all layered up, and then it happens. When you have moderate to severe shrinkage going on it's like reaching through a small hole to find a cocktail sausage in a mountain of blankets...
     
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    hahah,, with cold hands.. :eek:
     
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  5. Cate8

    Cate8 Senior Member

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    A real man knits a cock sock.
     
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  7. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

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    No, a real man just uses his spare toque.

    *WHATEV!!!*
    Chipotle hater.
     
    Zoomie, Jan 16, 2009
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  9. Cate8

    Cate8 Senior Member

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    hehehe. its toque. adorable.
     
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  11. Face Eater

    Face Eater Banned

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    tweezers?
     
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  13. zilla939

    zilla939 Thought Police Lifetime Supporter

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    rufflebubble
     
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  15. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    a real man doesn't dress light enough to have shrinkage in the coldest of the cold weather
     
    fitzy21, Jan 16, 2009
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  17. babyhellfire

    babyhellfire Banned

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    Better than needing to bare most of your ass and put it on cold toilet seat
     
    babyhellfire, Jan 16, 2009
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  19. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

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    Heh BHF that was my nieces exact response. I told her more women need to pee AC Slater style.
     
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    BHF, you really need to work on those thigh muscles.
     
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