the world should have more animals that get you HIGH

Been looking into ways to use animals to get high:

1. Reindeer eat Amanita muscaria mushrooms, which they looove and then people drink their urine.

2. Umm Nyolokh is a made from the liver and bone marrow of giraffes, a compound believed to contain traces of DMT and other psychoactive components.

3. bees responsible have been munching down on Atropa belladona, also known as deadly nightshade, which is neither a misnomer nor a clever name. Belladonna is one of the most toxic plants on the planet. But when synthesized through the bee's natural chemical factory you end up with psychoactive nightshade honey.

4. Bufo Toads. As you have probably guessed, bufotoxins can get you seriously high, as some enterprising space cadets discovered by squeezing the foamy goo out of the toad's horns, drying into a film and smoking it.

I want do try all 4, but when the fuck will life offer me an opportunity to harvest giraffe bones? and such.

So, I've concluded we need more animals that get us high. Hell, this is the age of bio engineering and gene manipulation...

Dear Scientist,

I want a fucking spider I can crush on my tongue and its bug juices are comparable to weak LSD cut with the mellow of THC.

I want giant, golden bears with 8 tits that produce hallucinogenic milk and eat only sunflowers, thus guaranteeing pleasant trip locations.

and such. :biggrin:

-CC

 

I want a big polar bear that transmits all the goodies every time it's give me a big loving bear hug. =]

 

People used to drink the urine of shamans that had consumed amanita muscaria. That's kind of nasty. I guess urine is supposedly sterile if you consume it quickly upon expulsion from the body.

I have never heard of Umm Nyolokh. Does the marrow or liver contain a monoamine oxidase inhibitor along with the DMT? I need to read about this. Not that I want to try DMT though.

That's an interesting thought about the bees. I never thought about them passing on alkaloids to their honey.

I've heard loads of people use the gland secretion of bufo alvarius to trip.

Those sound like interesting bucket list items. I'm not much into psychedelic trips myself. I have heard of the therapeutic use of some hallucinogens like mushrooms or peyote though.

 

My sweat would probably get somebody high...I'm a homo sapien

 

My gym socks might get someone high (before they pass out).

 

I want some of whatever this bird is on..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ywsQG4kFVA"]Dancing Bird - YouTube

 

lol, Justin...I don't....looks like snow.....

 

<<Been looking into ways to use animals to get high:>>

Seems kinda gross, not to mention unnecessarily exploitative?

<<1. Reindeer eat Amanita muscaria mushrooms, which they looove and
then people drink their urine.>>

Why wouldn't the nasty ass fools just eat the mushroom like normal people?

<<2. Umm Nyolokh is a made from the liver and bone marrow of giraffes, a
compound believed to contain traces of DMT and other psychoactive
components.>>

Common plants are much richer, cleaner and better sources of dimethyltryptamines....but there is a great deal of ignorant, gross, superstition in africa.

<<3. bees responsible have been munching down on Atropa belladona, also
known as deadly nightshade, which is neither a misnomer nor a clever
name. Belladonna is one of the most toxic plants on the planet. But when
synthesized through the bee's natural chemical factory you end up with
psychoactive nightshade honey.>>

The "Delphic Bee" has been attributed with more plants than belladonna, but at least a grubbling ape isn't grinding bees in a bowl chasing a high. Killing animals for some "shaman" buzz seems kinda "low dog" for a shaman....especially when they would be a secondary, weaker source like the giraffe deal.

<<4. Bufo Toads. As you have probably guessed, bufotoxins can get you
seriously high, as some enterprising space cadets discovered by
squeezing the foamy goo out of the toad's horns, drying into a film and
smoking it.>>

We have bufos all over here. There are plenty of organic drug sources without creating more toad holocaust. It's not the milking them - it's the unholy, suffering, neglected unnatural life and sorry death of the poor creatures in captivity. A crime of cruelty against them that again, is more hype and cheap sales for head shops than anything. Better highs are more readily available without all the bad karma.

<<I want do try all 4, but when the fuck will life offer me an opportunity to
harvest giraffe bones?>>

Hopefully never.

<<and such.>>

Anytime. There are kajillions of hallucinogen vendors right now selling grow your own color fest dirt cheap? Cultivating peyote right now is actually preservation as the natural fields are in serious threat.
It takes about 4-6 weeks to go from spore to mushroom with psilocybe cubensis and dmt resources are abundant.


<<So, I've concluded we need more animals that get us high. Hell, this is the
age of bio engineering and gene manipulation...>>

No, this is the dark age of great fuck ups, ignorance and atrocities getting funding to experiment in those areas, in no way a time of great, beneficial successes. More like a horror movie.

<<Dear Scientist,

I want a fucking spider I can crush on my tongue and its bug juices are
comparable to weak LSD cut with the mellow of THC.>>

As soon as we get one that kills reliably as well we'll be sure and get it out there. Weeding out the genetics that motivate eating live things as drugs does sound like a good and noble work that you mention it.

<<I want giant, golden bears with 8 tits that produce hallucinogenic milk and
eat only sunflowers, thus guaranteeing pleasant trip locations. and such.>>

Well, the way people are going through animal species these days, we're kind of back to looking at the original plant sources.
There are high substances in humans? Show me a cuisinart that harvests them and you'll solve two problems at once and have "karma por karma".

Seriously, unless you just got issues, looking at the plant world is really where it's at

 

There's hundreds of psychoactive plants and thousands of chemicals, leave the animals alone.

 

http://gizmodo.com/animals-are-eating-other-animals-to-get-high-1570587640

Deep in the jungles of Madagascar lives a population of Black lemurs who have discovered a sort of dual action bug-repellent/hallucinogen. They have been observed picking up and biting toxic millipedes, then rubbing the defensive chemical that the bug secretes all over its fur. Not only does this reportedly repel other biting insects (because nobody wants to mess with something that smells like pissed-off millipede), it also supposedly inhibits their monoamine oxidase (MAOI) system—which provides the high sensation.

 

palm civit. mmmph. lol.

 

I've always wanted to raise a bufotenin toad, but apparently their mating call sounds like someone screaming and I just don't know how I'd explain it to the neighbours.