The US Army.

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Ediction421, May 15, 2004.

  1. makno

    makno Senior Member

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    or just get a cheap pistol and save the expense of a war and just pop yourself in the head
     
  2. antithesis

    antithesis Hello

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    I was just being dumb. I like to entertain myself that way.
     
  3. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    Join the Airforce!!!!!!
     
  4. Ediction421

    Ediction421 Member

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    Actually I've put a lot of thought into the airforce...

    But anyways here are my reasons for joining the army...
    1. It's a great oppurtunity to get a good start in life like somebody else pointed out.
    2. Im haveing the worst time finding a job and keeping one. I live in a fucked up disfunctional family and it uncontrollably interferes with my life.
    3. an oppurtunity to travel and get the fuck away from where I am at.

    So maybe I should just join the coast gaurd?
     
  5. ericf

    ericf Member

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    I would highly recommend the Coast Guard... heck, I would rather be losing the war on drugs then the war on terror. ;)
     
  6. cerridwen

    cerridwen in stitches

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    military bad....
     
  7. rainbowedskylover

    rainbowedskylover Senior Member

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    because of the way america tries to protect itself it makes a lot of enemies. I bet there are a lot more potential terrorist out there nowadays then before America got into Iraque. you might ask yourself if it´s really usefull to go into the army if you wanna protect your country

    why protect your country if not to use violence at all could save the whole world

    but I won´t stop you if you really wanna go....
     
  8. hippiehillbilly

    hippiehillbilly the old asshole

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    wow this was drug outta the crack of the ass of hipforums..

    seems to me one here should ask LODOG,, his opinion..

    seems it may do him some good..

    luv n lite..
     
  9. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    if you really feel like you have to join some branch of the military, join one that teaches you not to piss on your hands, like the navy or the air force.

    =^^=
    .../\...
     
  10. olhippie54

    olhippie54 Touch Of Grey Lifetime Supporter

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    Me in the Army. many, many moons ago.

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  11. FreakerSoup

    FreakerSoup Stranger

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    "The military has a tendency to make men into monsters."

    Do something else. Find a different cathartic release. Being in the army doesn't make you manly. Find a different source of income. There are so many better things you could do than join the army that would benefit you physically, monetarily, and mentally at least as much as the army, and probably much more. Killing is not a good business to get into, regardless of what you believe the reason for killing is.
     
  12. SpliffVortex II

    SpliffVortex II Banned

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    TRY THE FRENCH FOREIN LEGION is just a bunch of gay guys with nice guns .
     
  13. SpliffVortex II

    SpliffVortex II Banned

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    The French dont trust them "Locos" so they are never sent them to battle.
     
  14. Megara

    Megara Banned

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    there is no guarantee he'd go to iraq...he could be sent to korea, japan, germany or even just here in the US.

    anyways, if you do sign up..goodluck and godspeed. Thanks.
     
  15. marbchic

    marbchic Member

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    do you REALLY wanna sign your life away to the government . . .. . ..under this president?



    george w bush is what happens when you tell a retarded child that he can be whatever he wants when he grows up
     
  16. lynsey

    lynsey Banned

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    well I thought about the army dad said son you're fucking high so i took my old mans advice 3 semesters it was only 15 grand so I thought about the army again but I dropped out and joined a band instead
    hah it made me think of that song...
    no don't do it not how our country is right now...10 years ago I woulda said go for it.
     

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