The universe doesnt want me to do laundry

So if I buy an apartment above Authetique, and throw all my washing out of the window into her yard.Will she decide that the universe has asked her to do (my) laundry..?

( rubs chin pondering...)

 

Do...and keep your laundry.

 

Crosses Ramona off potential friends list

Fortunately I have someone do it for me.
I'm allergic to cooking , laundry ,cleaning , food shopping.

I come from an old steel town where guys doing the above was considered "homosexual".
My neighbour ( a guy) started cleaning and became then a cross-dresser.

So I'm sort of worried laundry would be the "thin end of the wedge"
The start of a slippery slope.



BTW does black hair go with pastel colours...?

 

Our maid did.

She's great, I love her and we treat her like part of the family. She also has three adorable daughters, they were super shy, but really nice.

 

If only I valued your opinion

 

Ah, sucking at life is relative anyway.

 

Good for you!

I was lucky to never have to do it, though sometimes I wish I had the years of cleaning practice.

Washing dishes is not hard at all. It's just something I dont enjoy doing, but I still do it and it's not like I cant do it without a dishwasher. I have done the dishes by hand plenty of times, it was just a comment about convenience. My only problem with dishes are the icky sticky things.

 

I like how people here seem to feel they are fit to judge how others keep their own lives. You know, because they have to live with you and all.

 

they dont suck at life. she can always learn.
There's more to life than cleaning. I bet she got to be a kid for longer, which in book, is being lucky. I did my and my mom's laundry when I was like 8. I was her maid. it sucked.

 

What really sucks is having to wash your clothes in the bathtub. We were doing that for awhile before we got our washer and dryer because our friend was frivolously spending money and decided the dryer wasn't good enough at drying clothes, so he just gave his old ones to us. The problem with the dryer? It wouldn't dry well because he never cleaned out the lint trap.

 

I know.

It's like OMG, you dont enjoy cleaning, doing laundry and doing dishes? How can you possibly live a fulfilling life?!?
And you had people do it for you?!?! OH NO! The shaaaaaame

hahahaha

 

Oh how harshly I would be criticized if I let the condition that my house is sometimes in leak here. I'm just really glad that you guys just see my posts and not my infrequent house keeping.