The Uncomfortable Moment When You Realize You Might Be Stereotypical (Humor)

I'm stereo-typically Catholic, i.e., I haven't been to church in years, use birth control 'religiously', disagree with the official church policy regarding women being clergy, got no problem with premarital cohabitation, etc.

 

i don't think i have to worry about being stereotypically anything. at least i don't stereotypically worry about it.
i believe big friendly invisible things exist, that give great hugs, aren't infallable, and have nothing to do with what any belief claims to know about them.
that the unseen isn't a hierarchy, and evil has nothing to do with refusing to kiss the ass of one.
that chaos is innocent, if inconvenient, and nothing you experience has very much to do with them.

 

My ex is Jewish, my kids are half Jewish, and I've always found Jews extremely attractive. They tend to be either die-hard commies or hypsters-in-denial rather than dyed-in-the-wool hippies thanks to all the head trips about guilt and money, but there's one Jewish hippy I know who could ask me and about fifty others to jump off a cliff and we'd just ask him how high.

 

yes pls