The Ultimate Simpsons Thread

How could you say that? I think they are getting better. lol

"Maggie fudged her Huggies."
Bart

 

Agreed. maybe your on crack

 

Trust me, like everything else on Television the simpsons has been going downhill for a while now. pre celebrity every two fucking scenes days were definately the golden era, don't get me wrong though, it is still the best show on television.
My favorite:
"trying is the first step towards failure" - Homer

The one where he trips out is called "the mysterious voyage of Homer" but in Spanish.
The one where it has three different perspectives kindof was a take on 'Run Lola Run' (in one scene lisa is running to school and the techno from rlr starts playing.)

But, basically my entire life has become a string of simpson references...

 

It is "El Viaje Misterioso De Nuestro Homer" en espanol.

 

I love Ralph.

"My nose makes its own bubbles!"
Ralph to wolf:"Will you be my mommy?"
Wolf picks up Ralph.
"You smell like dead bunnies."

when the kids get snowed in the school and Skinner gives Ralph a steel wool scrubby to cuddle with:"It's cold and hurty."

 

when i was seventeen
i had my very first beer
i purchased with a fake i.d.
my name was brian mcgee
i stayed up listening to queen
it was a very good beer -homer

 

Ralph: Prin skibble Skipster
Principle Skinner
I found something, it's a spearhead

Ms. Hoover: No ralph, that's your trowel blade

Ralph: And I found it!

 

My all-time favorite Simpsons quotes:

"I'll bring a cornish hen stuffed with mushrooms......ok, a pigeon stuffed with breadcrumbs....alright, a rat stuffed with coughdrops."-Moe

"I don't mind you taking some of my flowers, good neighbor, but did you have to salt the earth so nothing could ever grow there again?"-Flanders
"Hee hee hee, hee hee.....yeah..."-Homer

"Mrs. Simpson, can Lisa come out and play?"-Ralph
"No I'm sorry Ralph, she's not feeling very well. Maybe tomorrow."-Marge
"I have a headlight on my bike."-Ralph

"The fame became just like a drug. But what was even more like a drug was the drugs."-Homer

"When I grow up, I either want to be a principal or a caterpillar."-Ralph

"Homer, where did you get that suit?"-Marge
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, one question at a time!"

 

well trilogy of error was great and 22 short films about springfield. now i do believe that the simpsons have changed the writing is different than it used to be the situations are different but i think it is still hilarious.

 

I was ROFL when Marge decided to throw a party and needed some stuff so they went to Stoner's Pot Palace and there was Otto confused and angry because of this shop's name

 

"prohibition...they tried that in the movies and it didn't work" - homer


hahaha

 

See... My... Vest
See my vest
Made from real gorilla chest
see my sweater
la la la la than authentic irish setter
see my hat
twas my cat
my evening wear vampire bat
these white slippers are albino
african endangered rhino
grizzly bear underwear
turtles necks i've got my share
baret of poodle on my noodle it shall rest
try my red robin suit, it comes one breast or two
see my loafers
former goaphers
it twas that or skin my choaffurs
but a greyhound fur tuxedo would be best
so lets prepare these dogs [kill two for matching clogs]
see my vest
see my vest
oh please wont you see my vest

(what i can remember from memory)

 

there's no better than authentic irish setter

 

thanks, i forgot

 

i think it's amazing and hilariously sad how much of my brain is taken up by simpsons quotes...

but oh well...

Homer: "ahh, the miracle mile... where value wears a neon sombrero, and there's not a single church or library to offend the eye."

 

I have 2 favorite episodes:

1. The halloween one that is like Hanzel and Gretel and in the end homer is turned into like a goose and starts laying eggs for the whole family to eat.

2. When Homer gains a whole bunch of weight so he can stay home and work. I love when he dials the phone and it says his fingers are too fat...

 

the one where homer goes into space..and he eats the chips in time with the music

 

"You know, I've had a lot of jobs...boxer, mascot, astronaut, imitation Krusty, baby-proofer, trucker, hippie, plow-driver, food critic, conceptual artist, grease salesman, carny, mayor, grifter, bodyguard for the mayor, country western manager, garbage commissioner, mountain climber, farmer, inventor, Smithers, Poochie, celebrity assistant, power plant worker, fortune cookie writer, beer baron, Kwik-E-Mart clerk, homophobe, and missionary"
-Homer

 

LISA: Mom! Someone threw gum in my hair!
MARGE: Are you sure it's not shampoo? That washes right out.

APU: For the next five minutes, I'm going to party like it's on sale for 19.99!

NELSON: Hey, check it out - a freezer geezer!
APU: Please, young customers, ignore the frozen gentlemen and return to your impulse buying!
NELSON: Aw, but we wanna stare at the ice dude!

TROY MCCLURE: Have you ever wondered why fat parents have fat children? Or why Chinese parents have Chinese children? It's no coincidence.

DR. NICK: Hmmm. He's got a lub, but I don't hear a dub... Oh, there it is!

MARGE: Homer, did you call the audience "chicken"?
HOMER: No! I swear on this bible!
MARGE: That's not a bible. That's a book of carpet samples.
HOMER: Mmm... fuzzy.

HOMER'S BRAIN: Use reverse psychology.
HOMER: Oh, that sounds too complicated.
HOMER'S BRAIN: Okay, don't use reverse psychology.
HOMER: Okay, I will!

BARNEY: Hello, my name is Barney and I'm an alcoholic.
LISA: Mr. Gumble, this is a Girl Scout meeting!
BARNEY: Is it? Or is it that you girls can't admit you have a problem?

BART: What a day, eh, Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them - as is my understanding.

HOMER: Young lady, in this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics.

 

thanks for cheering up my day. My favourit episode's the one homer's trying to find his seocnd name
Homer J. Simpson, and then he becomes a hippy, with the anoying song "uptown girl!"