The ultimate Seinfeld thread

haha the bubble boy was hilarious...especially when the dad ran into jerry and hes telling him about his bubble boy and elaine grabs a tissue and and wipes her eyes and hands jerry one and he wipes his mouth

I love Man hands episode
and the episode where kramer wears those jeans and he cant get them off

 

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The Marble Rye

The one where Kramer takes care of the farty horse

"they're real.........and they're SPECTACULAR"

.......and all the rest.


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ooh! I thought of another good one- Frogger

when george is trying to save the high score on frogger
"Kramer, listen to me. I'm never going to have a child. If I lose this frogger high score, that's it for me."
but the game smashes whiel george tries to run it across the street- frogger style.

while Elaine is trying to stop eating so much cake at the office

"What is nice? trying to fill the void with flour and sugar and egg and vanilla? I mean, we're all unhappy. Do we have to be fat too?!"


but at the end she misses her sugar rush and eats Peterman's cake out of the fridge


"Elaine, I have a question for you. Is the item still... with you?"

"um, as far as i know"

"Do you know what happens to a butter based frosting after 6 decades in a poorly ventilated English basement?"

"uh, I guess I hadn't..."

"Well, I have a feeling that what you are about to go through is punishment enough. Good day!"

 

haha the frogger one was a great one...
or how about the one with Jerry's date that wears the same outfit and when elaine hurts her neck and kramer fixes it but for the bike and then her neck gets worse and such.. Haha and Kramer rides that bike and its freaking hilarious

 

What about The Tractor Accident? Or the one where Jerry's girlfriend is naked all the time...LOL The last re-run I watched was the one about Bob, who pretedends he can't hear when Mr. Peterman tries to assign him work...then Elaine trys his hearing aid.

 

Haha i loved the one with the girl that said she got gon(not even going to attempt to spell) from ridding the tractor in her bathing suite and then that the "its me" and he pretends hes Rave or something..haha that is a good one...

 

"Well I, uh, I'm not sure how you pronounce it or anything, but I, uh, I believe it's ménage à trois?"

"Scott! Remember what we talked about the other day? George is into it!"

"...oh, really?"

 

"Oh Jerry..."
"Oh....you"

Heehee.

 

remember when George's dad yelled Hoochie Mama instead of Serenity now...

 

Is that the episode where Jerry can't remember the girls name? And it turns out to be like Mulva...and he thinks Vulva?

 

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Kramer reminds me of...well, me. I watched a re-run on TBS today..."The Slicer." When Kramer shows Elaine how to short out her nieghbor's power because she left her alarm on...lmao...and she borrows his slicer and gets the heel stuck in it. Dr. Vanostrin.

 

Jerry thinks her name is Mulva but it turns out to be Deloris.

Love Seinfeld.

 

haha, I got to see the backwards episode last night.
that's a good one. they go to India for sue ellen's wedding and she finds out Elaine slept with the groom.

and George keeps saying "stuff your sorry's in a sack!"

 

I watched the last episode and that was the only one i ever watched in 9 years. It was crap although a lot said that. I have been watching it now that it has started to re run. Jason Alexander is the best i think at comedic timing.

 

Yeah, he's my favorite character.

 

best episode has to be the barber of seville episode, don't remember the title
"I love edward-a scissorhands"

 

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