Nah not a germaphobe. Don't have OCD either. Just know a lot about gross bodily functions. I was explaining it politely to bagel as he wanted to know about why you hate egg salad.
Don't mind that... However, you will be farting up a storm after eating all of that. Baked beans are the culprit.
How about me, you and your wife? Your a piece of white bread, she's a piece of white bread, I'm the salami? C'mon it'll be fun.
Eggs are polarizing. People who like them seem pretty normal about it but people who dislike them hate them with the fury of 1000 suns.
Double bacon cheeseburger + slice of country ham, chicken breast fillet & a fried egg with mustard on the bottom, Mayo on top and a slice of aged Swiss +b grilled onions between each layer, served on a Kaiser roll and pressed between two plates till you can fit it in your mouth. You're welcome.