The Ultimate "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" thread!

Has god-like features

 

is dalai lamas first cousin

 

Has a Llama named Penelope.

 

''retired'' is a typo!

 

seeks untruths only

 

Once tried to market dandelions as miniature sunflowers.

 

Runs on batteries.

 

Is actually a reptilian alien.

 

Invented the fork

 

Never got the hang of using a spork.

 

Eats icecream with chopsticks.

 

Once tried to drink a pint of beer while standing on her head...most of it ended up going up her nose. (And she hasnt been quite the same ever since )

 

only drinks guinness with a straw

 

makes a point to only travel against the turn of the earth because "it gets me there faster if you think about it."

 

is a time traveller, and was actually born in 2237..

 

sleeps with one eye open

 

sleeps with both eyes open

 

wakes with both eyes closed

 

Thinks that if you cant see her, she cant see you..

 

can see me