The Ultimate "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" thread!

uses euros only

 

still tries to use punts in shops, and gets infuriated when they're refused everytime

 

still drives a morris minor

 

^eats dehydrated Kava Kava root, in soy milk for breakfast.

 

has a lota high breakfasts

 

Thinks getting high means climbing a tall hill.

 

Climbs tall hills and gets high

 

Couldn't climb an anthill without oxygen and a ten-minute stop halfway up.

 

You forgot to mention a cigarette break.

 

......OR the toilet break!

[coz his colostomy bag explodes at high altitude]

 

Is slightly more absurd than I am.

 

is sitting smirking at all this-but would never admit it.

 

smokes two cigars all at the same time

 

taps her pipe out against the mantlepiece.

 

Lives in a town of mole people, population one. You.

 

Is so lonely that he talks into the mirror, pretending he has a twin.

 

You look at strangers and pretend you have a twin

 

has nothing of note to say

 

has something to say about everything

 

Doesn't really care what others have to say.