The Ultimate "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" thread!

hid pugsters beers

 

Invented thrid party only car insurance (because she needed it even more than I do ... )

 

goes pale in the presence of my beauty

 

Knows we ALL do. #sigh#

 

sighs like a bird

 

spends all day 'tweeting' [see what I did there? eh? eh?]

 

Once voted for Margaret Thatcher and then went on TV dressed in a parliamentary full-bottom horsehair wig while yodelling God Save The Queen in E flat and juggling 3 cups of crushed rhino horn.


(now THAT is absurd!)

 

ha! ha! spends all day nesting. eh? eh?did ya see that one!

 

Once got Ivory62 to dress in the front half of a panto horse [OH yes she did] just so she could be the rear half and have her head against his ring! [IVORY! SHE'S BEHIND YOU!]

 

stole my position at the panto.

 

Looked REALLY good as Cinderella. [phwoooar]

 

Thinks he really is Cinderella planting glass slippers all over town waiting for his prince to show up.....any day now. :artist:

 

is really annoyed that the lace-up wellington boots she invented let in water.

 

can imagine me in a glass slipper

 

Can imagine Puggy easing her OUT of her glass 'slipper'!!!!!

 

Loves waking up in bed the next day so he can introduce himself to his dates for the first time in sober day light.

 

Believes there may be someone out there desperate enough to date ME!


[awwww-thanks,hon]

 

is making a pot a black coffee

 

Eerily enough roamy,I actually AM at this moment making a pot of Espresso!

EEK! Has a camera hidden in Puggybear Towers!

 

Oh,look-I'm back here!

So THAT'S what that button does.

Right-carry on,chaps......