The Ultimate "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" thread!

Got RH to admit he's into wearing frilly draws and being spanked!

 

is wearing frillyer ones himself

 

Wanted to model her frilly stuff for Victorias Secrets but the other models were jealous of her hotness.

 

Is SO pathetic and obvious when letching-has no idea that a glorious radiance like roamy puts a sunrise to shame,the the beauty of a rainbow is as nothing,compared to her smile...so sod off and drool over yer pics of Hilary Clinton!

 

is heals over head about roamy

 

Ha! Fell for it-so my romance with 'Big Boy' RH remains a secret!

 

let the cat out of the bag

 

oops.


Specs once tried to sing opera-and broke 14 windows when she went for High C.

 

^^ Wrote and starred in his own "opera" called Lesbian Anal Vampire Virgin Threesomes

 

Pays his taxes ... all of them ... on time

 

Oh,NOW she's just being SILLY!

 

^^ sacked himself from Lesbian Anal Virgin Vampire Threesomes because he OD'd on Viagra

 

Had a very short career as a street busker-his act was to juggle soup!

 

used to drink the soup after I spilt it

 

is really an alien

 

Knows that because she came up into my ship.

 

has moved planets

 

Turns on all the lights in her home by clapping and the tv on by barking.

 

Climbed to the tenth rung of her ladder before remembering she doesn't have a ladder.

 

two beers short of a six pack