The Ultimate "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" thread!

drives on the wrong side of the road

 

Drives on the wrong side of the road

 

Masturbated to Justin Bieber.

 

belongs on another forum

 

Is a cotton headed ninny muggins

 

Always says "good afternoon, madam" to the picture on the door of the ladies' lavatories

 

can't understand why she never has to change the typewriter ribbon in her laptop.

 

^^was actually the cause of the Titanic sinking. Puggybear was the captain of a submarine that struck the famous ship, but he didn't own up because he was afraid of losing his insurance no-claim bonus.

 

Oh yeah! Has a pop at me for one TEENSY little 'oops'-but conveniently forgets to mention the time he said "We'll be fine. What could possibly go wrong?" when he was supervisor of a Chilean mining team.

 

^^ did the worst smelling fart in England in a decade

 

Booked an immediate flight over here just to fill his lungs and olfactory nerves with it!

 

Thinks wearing sunglasses makes him invisible.

 

Keeps a log of people she gives the finger to while driving.

 

is being caressed by puggy ha! ha!

 

Is apparently aching for a spanking.

 

is really lookin' forward ta givin' me one ha! ha!

 

Must be a psychic.

 

is dyin' ta get outa my octupus grip ha! ha!

 

Has written a manual about her talent.

 

is going ta get time for reading. ha! ha!