The Ultimate "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" thread!

dances with bears

 

She removes the coating from her Smarties before eating them!

 

Thinks Nicholas Cage is a great actor.

 

Has actually never played a drum.

 

Lost his job as window-licker for being too dim!

 

Thinks hes Captain Kirk.

 

Someone call me?

 

Can actually hear over the sound of how awesome he is.

 

secretly eats caviar for breakfast

 

Loves pancakes.

 

Invented the sillyscope

 

writes with his foot

 

Eats with his feet!

 

drinks with her hands

 

Invented fire,but can't remember where she put the patent

 

invented water but can't remember where he put the bucket

 

Invented clouds,but can't remember where she left the sky

 

invented the sky ,but can't remember which way is up

 

Thinks Puggybear is Gods gift to women.

 

Woss with the 'thinks' pops?

and THERE [^] is the old coot that won't share his peppermints