The Ultimate "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" thread!

See,what I haven't told Perilless is that ALL my guitars are left-handed. HA!

But he uses left-handed paperclips coz he's such a rebel!

 

I Always Thought Paperclips Played For Both Teams...



Cheers Glen.

 

NAAAAH-that's just a rumour started by the paperclip manafacturers. Glen,those sneaky little blighters evade all common sense. What's the point of a paperclip when a single staple does a better job AND uses less metal to do it?

What? Glen?

Oh: He wears a mix of paisley and muted tartan,with olive green corduroy shorts.

 

The person above me swears they are the reincarnation of the cow that started the great Chicago fire, and has written 4 nonfiction books on the subject.

 

Invented the slogan "Save trees: only use one chopstick at a time"

 

Invented mini chopsticks for people on diets.

 

Invented rice-free Sushi for people on the Atkins diet

And fish-free sushi for vegetarians

And (wait for it ........)

......

Rice AND fish free sushi for vegetarians on the Atkins diet

 

drinks water from a spoon only

 

Does the same thing with STEAK!

 

Has three books, and hopes to have read them all by the time he dies.

 

has a million books

 

has 12 toes

 

has two little toes on each foot

 

Leaves her feet at home when she goes shopping

 

Obamunist.

 

No idea what that is-but I bet it's an insult?


Drumming Joey actually plays the flute.

 

He double-dips the chips!

 

She's a close talker.

 

He's a closet stalker.

 

Has a well stocked closet.