The Ultimate "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" thread!

Once attempted to tickle a crocodile with a feather tied to a stick....

 

Tried to own all the animals in his sig pic as pets

 

lives in a jungle with loadsa other wild animals

 

Tried to go swimming in perilesses hand pool.

 

Played a practical Joke on roamy. Said you could read lines in her hand, and then looked at her hand and said ''you are going to be very rich, I see your land, I see your house'' and then you spat in her hand and said ''And there's your swimming pool''

 

You get monkeys high on a daily basis

 

his soul creates strange shit but its centered around george bush being hitler.

 

trys ta catch bees in a hoover

 

Once licked a bird with her tongue.

 

once licked a lolipop with her nose

 

Once licked oxyqueens nose.

 

Once licked Sam Bernstiens cat.

 

Has never licked a lollipop

 

Takes a licking and keeps on ticking.

 

Had been licking lolipops every day for a year before he found out that it was not candy.

 

goes over an licks everybody elses icecreams when shes out shoppin'

 

Thinks ice cream is one of the five major food groups

 

knows its the first major food group ha! ha!

 

shot JR

 

got ropeburn from underwear he made out of rope