The two sentence game

Nothing.

I am wearing?

 

A rubber sex suite.

I am going to......

 

I am going to take off your rubber sex suite.

Is the hubble telescope the worlds smallest microscope?

 

No that honour belongs to the Governments secretly installed one in your home

What is the number after, infinity?

 

Difinity. lol

I never put salt on........

 

Slugs and Snails … (nor for that matter, puppy dog tails!)

A Stranger in the night, club, looking over at me is.....

 

Spilling my pint all over me.

How do you stop a Tory from drowning?

 

Not a clue.

How many sugars in my tea?

 

None. Your tea is glass of wine.

Am I right?

 

No - that's a point of view of Tory - which I'm guessing you are not

Why is Bermuda, the name of a certain Triangle?

 

Oh I am not sure, must be near.

I take one sugar in tea, but how many in coffee?

 

None - Coffee is itself enough stimulant ….(even for you Candy) x

Should one have milk in Tea?

 

Yes one should.

Should one get goodnight kisses?

 

Yes - whenever, and wherever one can get them

Should one stick, or twist?

 

Mmm stick I think

Should one log off now?

 

You should only log off when you can't log in.

What if Ronald Mcdonald was really the Burger King's court jester?

 

He would fall short.

What if I can't fly in May?

 

Then you may have another super power altogether.

Make England great again?

 

Oh I wish I really do.

I sometimes love ....