The two sentence game

Very hot hand. The fingers were long, hairy and

 

Needed a manicure


So I threw a —

 

Punch into his side, using my elbow.
Then I had to laugh out loud, because

 

The blow hurt and he looked at me angrily.

I told him it was a loving blow and that he should remember when ...................

 

He last ate a person and got indigestion


I scrambled out of the water as he cried behind me——-

 

Stop, bitch!
Of course I didn't stop, but

 

I was still a bitch


By then I was hungry so——

 

i put other things aside and entered the kitchen.

Fromm the many things I could eat, it was ...

 

A welcome sight indeed.
I opened the fridge and took out

 

Some sausages for dinner.

The last thing I did today was....

 

Spend some time in my bathroom.
Sausages will do that to me, but

 

I found eggs in the cupboard.

The last time I ate chocolate.....

 

My face broke out, but cleared up quickly.
I think it's worth it, because chocolate

 

Is always a comfort


So comforted I set off to find

 

Out what was on TV tonight.
There was a movie I wanted to see; it was

 

Scary so I hid under the bed


While there I saw

 

tangled silky webs and spiders.

This scared me even more so I

 

Ran to the wine cellar.

Whilst down there, I found a large....

 

Penis shaped balloon

So I opened the window

 

LOL

And called my cat to see it.

Tonight I will be......