The two sentence game

Today is going to be a strange day

Hip Forums is a very.........

 

Nice place now the Trolls got banned.

I must go and run my.....

 

Ass off cooking and cleaning up after dinner.
I wish I had...

 

enough money to pay someone
to come and ...

 

Wash my floors.
I really need to make myself...

 

a nice cup of tea then sit down
with a good..

 

Fat joint!
I wonder what...

 

Hump day will bring.
I might have an early....

 

Breakfast, then attack the day.

It feels strange when I...

 

Forget to put my knickers on.

I think my hair needs ....

 

a raw egg shampoo.
After that, I think I'll...

 

have weird dreams about
a green..

 

Man from Mars.

I never knew that ....

 

Men were from Mars
and women were..

 

From Venus my ruling planet.

I need to buy some...

 

new knickers because I keep
giving them to the ....

 

Kids to make kite tails from.
Oh dear--is that a...

 

knock at the door
it must be ..

 

A Jehovah's witnesses.Holy crap it's my ex husband!
He must want some of my old

 

toothbrushes he uses them
to clean his...