The two sentence game

Cook Chinese.

I can always ....

 

come up with a quiick turn of phrase

When someone flashed their headlights at me I ...

 

I look out for the police.

I am going to....

 

Ride to Paradise.

Today I will cook.....

 

Water lol I can't cook.

Tomorrow will be

 

back to the day job - of upsetting someone

My best dance move is ...

 

Rather like dirty dancing.

I must go to...

 

..... look in the mirror at my new haircut

My favourite vegetable is ...

 

My favourite vegetables are tories.

My favourite planet is ...

 

Why, PLANET EARTH - of course

My choice of last meal would be ...

 

A steak dinner.

My last drink would be

 

Mead ..... (Blessed be)

The best car I have driven was ...

 

My Subaru sports car in silver - Zoooooom

Later I will make....

 

A little drink to enjoy

To go with it I will have

 

Crumpet ....... (always comes to mind when Candy's involved )

The instrument I would like to learn is ...

 

Guitar, but my fingers are too short.

Today I made.....

 

both an enemy , … and a new friend

When in a restaurant I tip the service regardless, because

 

They add it to the bill.

Tomorrow I will be going...

 

to see who I can annoy - on my last day before rest day/leave

I am thinking that if I had the choice between the Mountains or the Sea I would go for ...

 

Sea and sand.

I have just had a nice...