The two sentence game

I enjoy her personality.

Your life is now a video game. What are some of the cheat codes you can use and what do they do?​

 

Ask somebody with greater experience and knowledge - I don't really do Video games = far too complicated for me, and I'm not quick enough with reaction/s

If your life was a video game, which one would it be - and why?

 

Pac-man because there is a good chance you have tried it.

 

Yes I have.

I often wish I had..

 

I often wish I had a nice pair of breasts so I may ogle at them in the mirror and wear lingerie.

I forgot to add a question to the previous post again?

 

You did. And I don't ogle my boobs. Lol

On Friday I like to

 

On Friday I like to play with it.

Why does Candy not ogle her boobs? Is she mad?

 

You bad bad boy. Lol

I just looked at a big.....

 

You just looked at a big Tesco queue.

Should we write to Boris and tell him that we know what he did last summer?

 

You and your questions. lol

You are supposed to dot so the next poster fills in something funny.

Last night the ghost..........

 

Last night the ghost told me that she is pregnant.

I am a..........

 

… lone

Today I decided my true vocation was ….

 

Today I decided my true vocation was to be with WOLF ANGEL to stop me being alone.

The naughtiest thing I done was........

 

Wee in my pants. lol

Soon we will be free of.......

 

Restrictive conditions

My concept of life has changed and I will now endeavour to ….

 

Stop hiding coprophagy.

5 inches is too….

 

those who only have 1 is great improvement

If I could join a pop group/band, it would be ... because ...

 

I'm a pussy fan.
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My ideal brand of ... is ...

 

My ideal brand of cat food is pussy fish.

I must go and take my......

 

I must go and take my tongue to pussy fish.

My favourite ... is ... because ...ever since ...