The two sentence game

Unions provide greater orgies. So... I guess I prefer the company of my slaves.

Would you rather own a horse the size of a cat or a cat the size of a mouse?

 

A cat the size of a mouse would even up the natural survival battle

Given a choice of Black and White or Orange, which one would you prefer?

 

Orange. Because I can eat an orange.

If you were suddenly arrested for no reason and your face was flashed all over the news, what would your family and friends assume that you did?

 

No, for such know me for; if nothing else for being that who, what and witch I am

If you could have your job of choice to e your only source of income - what would it be?

 

Daddy Christmas

If you were to appoint a president of the internet, who would it be and why?​

 

David Icke
David Icke - Wikipedia
(He knows who is watching us)
The best car that I have owned was .....

 

...was a Mk1 Lotus Cortina 2.2,that I arrived home home on leave after my 2nd tour in Afghanistan to find on the drive,which was a gift from Colin Chapman [who was a friend of my mum's].That car really did accelerate like the proverbial 'shit off a stick' and I really do wish I had both it AND my mum,today.[R.I.P.,mum]
I later met Colin....a TRUE gent!

Who's the most decent person YOU have ever met in person,famous or otherwise?

 

Mmm, that is too difficult to give an honest answer too. Maybe my hubby in truth.

I find it hard too

 

I find it hard to stop purring.

If you were put in charge of creating a brand new global holiday, what would you name it and how would it be celebrated? What time of year would it be held?

 

What would you name it?: Extra Day
How would it be celebrated?: A day of muse, reflection and appreciation
What time of year would it be held?: Feb 29th

Who would you follow as a 'WORLD' leader

 

Me.

You can make one of your body parts detachable without any negative repercussions. What body part would it be and why?

 

My ear - to listen to the back stabbers

If you could remove something that you did in you life that saw a consequence and that you now regret, what would it be and why?

 

I should have bought enough internet data.

Are Jesus and Satan twins who were trusted to look after Earth and Mars?

 

Blimey I think not.

Do these questions pop out our heads?

 

My previous question did and any other up until midnight. But I found the 10 questions before that on the internet.

Jesus is rather late?

 

… or he is here, hiding in plan sight, of that witch folk do see

What's your choice of Egg & Spoon, Sack or Three legged race, and why?

 

Egg and Spoon. No one to hold one back.

Witch folk do see Jesus?

 

Ah yes, and it is Hippies who follow his original lead (long-hared, preacher of Love from humble beginnings that was criticised, hounded and set up by the authorities)

Head or Heart?, witch is best

 

Head first. Heart second.

Is the Green Giant and Santa talking about the same 3 ho's.

 

Nice way to laugh their way to satisfaction

Who is the sexiest animated character and why?