The two sentence game

..... for someone good looking,
but sadly it seems - only in ones dreams

My attic is full of ...

 

Bats and spiders.

I will dream of

 

... Jeanie" - but alas, I'm afraid the three wishes that that I'd be offered may cause angst, melancholy muse and regret, so be wasted on me

Today however, is a brand new day and I will ...

 

By getting Naked and going to the beach party.

I forgot to buy...........................

 

..... Sun tan lotion - It's gonna be a HOT day at the Beach
For my Beach surprise entertainment I will …..

 

Performing a nude handstand.

I wonder when this leads

 

I will follow
I think I'll take a photo of ...

 

The beautiful sunset.

I better go and make....

 

... the best I can out of a negative situation
The phrase I use more than most is ...

 

how the **** did THAT happen?!?

It's really amazing how fast one can drive when...

 

Listening to LOUD Rock Music

The reason I use public transport is

 

Shank's Pony is resting. lol

Today I bought loads of....

 

WINE - for my Hot Tub

Later on, I will be putting on display my ...

 

Mmm photos.

Soon I must take a....

 

... break from work

My favourite show is ,,,

 

I dunno?

My favourite forum is...

 

My favourite forum is HF Rivals. I'm really an industrial saboteur.

If I were a nutter, which type would I be?

 

A cat burglar. lol

Tomorrow I will....

 

Tomorrow I will melt the ice caps.

Where's Wally?

 

Easy to spot during the lockdown

Why doesn't Wally/Wado have more than one outfit?