The two sentence game

How do I amuse myself on Fridays? It varies but today I left all of my guilds and created new guilds because I am a big boy.

What am I talking about?

 

You're considering where to next take a dump.

How come these shiny things are called coins?

 

Middle English: from Old French coin ‘wedge, corner, die’, coigner ‘to mint’, from Latin cuneus ‘wedge’. The original sense was ‘cornerstone’, later ‘angle or wedge’ (senses now spelled quoin); in late Middle English the term denoted a die for stamping money, or a piece of money produced by such a die.

Has google made our little games obsolete?

 

Nooo cos I make up things to amuse.

Should I go to the.........

 

Should I go to the Wuhan market for the cure?

Should I go to the Wuhan market for the cure?

 

No - the cure will find us

I thinking I could run for public office, is this a good idea?

 

I support you Wolf.

What is Wolf thinking?

 

If only I had …..
Tomorrow I will …..

 

If only I had catnip.
Tomorrow I will be far, far away.

 

….. in a land of make believe

I want to drink in a bar that …..

 

Is actually open.

Today I will make.....

 

..... the best of things with the resources to hand

I like to sing in hot tub/shower a song that goes …..

 

Splish splash

Tomorrow I must...

 

...get naked and DANCE!
PLEASE don't repeat today....

 

As eating onions, causes that.

Today I will make

 

Ah yes = Good one Candy

 

the best of my down time to relax/wind down
The next time I can get out to freely shop, I will treat myself to ...​

 

...a LARGE Carrot Cake,which I will REALLY enjoy getting totally naked before ploughing into...on the floor!

...MUST remember to buy a step-ladder...

 

To climb the stars.

I better go to bed, as....

 

...I left a stepladder ready for Puggy climb-and I’m naked and excited!!!
Is that you whistling,or do you just own a 1950,s kettle?